I’m suddenly struck by how inappropriate it is to fake your own assassination and then invite RFK jr into your cabinet.

Nice to get out in the hills for a morning and see wheatear, ring ouzel and black grouse. Still a bit chilly out there though.

Someone should’ve told the Wireless Festival about this earlier.

In a slightly more polite form I’ve just been told to stop being an Eeyore and suck it up. And it may have been exactly what I needed.

You realise this implies you’ve already tasted toilet cleaner.

Here here.

lady grabbing a nd yelling

"YOU DON'T GET IT WE USE TO HAVE 24 EPISODES A SEASON, NOT 10, SERIES USE TO DO ONE EPISODE THAT WAS A MUSICAL, OR MUPPETS, WE USE TO HAVE EPISODES THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAIN PLOT AND IT WAS JUST TO STRETCH A SIDE CHARACTERS LEGS TO INDULGE THEIR FANS WITH INFO"

Instead of using cutlery why not try a more difficult way of eating your food, like a forklift truck..

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

Thats actually space pasture.

Any filmmaker who shows the view through binoculars as two partial circles should immediately switch to another job like sound engineer.

If it was wine and cheese we could’ve had back for Gouda

Well you say nobody…

Know thyself.
#webcomic #comicsky #perfectionism

It's weird how a significant proportion of British people despise people on benefits who are apparently sponging off the state, but love millionaires who live offshore to avoid contributing to the economy.

And they’d be even more effective at it all if their efforts weren’t curtailed by overgrazing by deer too.

people often ask
how I write such good haiku:
practice, practice, prac

Reform are banning Christmas, lads

It was a strange way to say “Vince Clarke’s bailed out”

It’s more likely to be asking the Boring Company to dig a secret tunnel between the Middle East and ‘murica..

So that’s that, right? We don’t have to put up with endless drivel about how expensive it is to save the planet abd ourselves ever again? Cool.

Boris Johnson says Keir Starmer has made us an irrelevance on the world stage...

Researcher Deidre Vercoe checks on the first kākāpō chick of the 2026 breeding season. Learn more about why scientists hope the birds will enjoy a baby boom this year: www.scientificamerican.com/article/kaka...

Martin Rossiter and Steve Mason of Gene performing at Barrowlands Ballroom bathed in blue light.

Barrowlands crowds are usually good but last night they were fully up for loudly singing along to Gene.

The team hopes enough chicks will survive this year to bring the world Kākāpō population to 300—a major milestone for a species that was teetering with just 51 individuals in 1995.

A massive bloom of rimu berries in New Zealand fueled a mating surge among the critically endangered Kākāpō. spklr.io/6044E87xp

📸: New Zealand Department of Conservation

I’m pretty sure this is an episode of the Tomorrow People.

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

A suitably Welsh #SuperSeabirdSunday. Cheers xx

If it helps, Star Wars is supposed to be set a long time ago, which always confused me as a kid..