oh come on i'm sure that's not true at HO MY GAWD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)

the userbase is fighting the staff and people have been going crazy over some hyperobscure 90s game. it really is Tumblr: Twitter Edition over here

It's just fascinating to me how the Bluesky team keeps taking active steps to look bad. They don't just randomly step on rakes. They go into the shed, lift the rake off where it's hanging on the wall, carefully place it on the grass, and then step full force on that motherfucker.

134 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 134 years the problem has only gotten worse.

[P] There should be no other discourse than discourse about this for the next two days

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I regret to inform you that this is me

Back in the old days of DeviantART, I'd dedicate a day to comment on new artists I found. Finding new faves, giving thoughtful insight on works I enjoyed, encouraging others.

The current artist website landscape doesn't feel as welcoming for that, and I'm really missing it.

You mean to tell me that John Szczepaniak - the man who harasses developers until they "agree" to be interviewed for his books, brags about how many times he's been taken to court, and is hated by literally everyone he's ever worked with - has a bad take?? Perish the thought!

found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years

tfw when you start playing out a scenario for an episode that doesn't exist in your head because you decided to finally try to create a reboot/remake Land of the Giants series bible and it won't leave you alone so you try to recreate the tone of the "episode" #Giant #Tiny #LotG #LandOfTheGiants

When you weren’t supposed to go into the pond but you did and you brought your ball but it drifted into deeper water and you forgot about how much you hate swimming and NO ONE WILL HELP YOU.

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tfw when you start playing out a scenario for an episode that doesn't exist in your head because you decided to finally try to create a reboot/remake Land of the Giants series bible and it won't leave you alone so you try to recreate the tone of the "episode" #Giant #Tiny #LotG #LandOfTheGiants

Three images of Neil banging out the tunes on April 13, 2006. Neil is a hairless rat.

Twenty years ago, Neil banged out the tunes. Who was he? Come on a brief and fruitful quest to find out: defector.com/a-brief-and-...

If you don't feel this way about your kid you are being a parent wrong. This is so wonderful!

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

I mean...we always knew he was so fucking done while reading this line and it's why we love it, but confirmation makes it so much better.

I adore this man XD

A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

Very weird how this discourse never happened with The Walking Dead or The Last of Us or Dad of War or Bioshock, I wonder what could possibly be the defining factor here

have you ever actually talked to a silicon valley guy? i have a bunch almost always against my wishes. they are aliens

Tweet from Alex jones that reads “Yeah, stealing peoples identities so you can misrepresent them is criminal. Just keep laughing like the last time you guys tried this.”

Alex Jones is alternating between being Not Mad Online about The Onion thing and accusing someone I’m not even clear is connected to The Onion of fraud for “stealing peoples identities”

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Netanyahu claimed last week that Magyar invited him to Hungary.

Today Magyar said that Netanyahu will be arrested if he enters Hungary:

“I made it clear to the Israeli PM — we will not back down... If a state is an ICC member and a person who is wanted enters that territory, they must be detained”