Not really a spoiler: there's a british tv crime drama episode where the harbormaster did it and there's another one where the harbormaster did not do it

Honestly, everything is just a bit ridiculously over the top levels of stupidity. It has been 400 hundred years since January, and everything is insane. At this point, if you're still eating healthily and eating dessert AFTER dinner, then you're deranged or a demigod.

Bob Mortimer is a British national treasure.

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

How very dare you!

Folks, I have been watching TASKMASTER paying close attention (close your ears if you hate spoily things).

Here’s what I think, tell me if I’m wrong.

I think some of these tasks are made difficult ON PURPOSE.

**Or have, even. You can have half if you want. It really is your choice.

Good morning, beautiful people! Your daily reminder that the Void is filling quickly, so get your screams in early, folks! Also, it's never a bad time to kneecap your nearest Nazi. Peace be with you, remember to hydrate and half a good weekend ❤️

Thanks hun. Thinks just are, atm. Lot of waiting around for scary stuff, but lots of good stuff too. How be you?

Had dodgy mole removed from outside of right hand, healing nicely, waiting on biopsy results. Nervous AND in pain. Also, being right hand dominant in these situations sucks. This is 24 hous later mid-dressing change. Healing nicely :)

Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.

Just a girl screaming into the Void at the futility of having an iota of Common sense in 2025 while the Void looks on, confused at what it's done to deserve any of this. "HEY! QUIT THAT! ONE MORE AND IT'S ANOTHER ELDRITCH HORROR FOR YOOOUUU"!

At this point, you really shouldn't be asking why we picked the bear. You SHOULD be asking why you didn't elect one President .

Good afternoon, you wonderful bowl of perfectly heated pumpkin soup. I hope your day is just the right amount of interesting, and you have just the right amount of hydration and rest. ❤️ May the weather be moderately temperate, and you find the tastiest of all the snacks 😀

Joan Wiffen, self-taught palaeontologist known for discovering the first dinosaur fossils in New Zealand, was born #OTD, 1922. wp.me/p3ihHu-4YT #WomeninSTEM #histsci ⚒️🧪

Elon is accusing people of committing crimes while he’s actually committing crimes.

These are my special favorites, Don't tell the others. #Boredwalk

I prepared in advance ..

Insomnia is the worst, and I want cheesecake.Quitting nicotine is going reaaaall well so far. Yep. Nope. This sucks and I hate it. Gah. Help. #Smokefree

Honesty in advertising, for once.

Oh, look. It's the ENTIRE world's wealth sitting in one room plotting the next Bond movie in real time. Nothing to worry about there. #Inauguration

I was not. I am now. The crab looks extremely aware that it has been found. It is now someone else's turn to hide.

Did you all just forget what it says on the Statue of Liberty plaque, or are you just going to cover that? 🤔 #America

The air tastes like danger. That doesn't make sense, yet it's still true. Feeling of foreboding.
Good luck out there, everyone. No deals with the Fae, always look at the eyes and never take candy from a stranger ❤️

It will not keep for days.. *sigh*

Photo of a seventeenth-century manuscript petition with 14 signatures at the bottom.

Imagine being such 'a badde neighboure' that 14 of your fellow villagers submit a petition calling you a ‘veary troublesome & contumelious persone’, known for ‘Raylinge, scowldinge and fightinge’.

Raise a glass to Alice Due of Ash in 1604.

#EarlyModern #PowerOfPetitioning 🗃️ Kent Archives QM/SB/520

Yes. Also, the birds, the electricity, people, and occasionally mouth sounds. (That could be a me thing)