"If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?"

I would make series with more episodes and less expensive sets.

If I were an astronaut, I would also wear my spacesuit at all times.

Mercy + everyone in the same room + loopiness from recording multiple shows in a row = @flophousepodcast.com perfect storm. Now I'm off to find some old eggs!

Damn. I have 728 million dachshunds, but they're only 21 inches long.

only one?

Yeah I’m not doing that

Partial screen shot. A prompt says: how many m's in "logical disaster" Underneath text reads: * AI Overview There is 1 "m" in the phrase "logical disaster". -Logimal -Disaster It is located in the word "disaster".

AI is great, you guys! Trust it for everything!

...with a bonus Eva Mendez (and picture of Michelle Rodriguez) mid-credits scene.

Ah, the Rocky III ending.

#FastFiveFunFacts

If you steal a physically huge chunk of cash, it's super easy for ten people to break it into chunks and carry it around.

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Jump out of a car going eighty onto a concrete bridge? You can walk it off.

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Rio police don't have helicopters.

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Also: bank vaults are not anchored to the ground.

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Two muscle cars can pull a bank vault.

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Car thieves are also experts with machine guns.

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Most garage walls are single layers of sheetrock for convenient bursting through in a fight.

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Also: FAMILY

You can steal four police cars and race them in the street and no one will notice.

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You can never have too much b roll of the Christ the Redeem Statue.

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Cops always walk unprotected into large crowds.

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You can get usable palm prints from a bikini.

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This movie just paraded dozens of women in tiny outfits in front of the camera, then expected me to believe the head bad guy would go all googly-eyed when Gal Gadot shows up in a bikini. She's pretty, but there's nothing there that guy hasn't already seen all day.

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Now entering the "hey, let's look at butts" section of the movie.

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Drums & drone shots count as drama.

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Gal Gadot trying to be tough is hilarious.

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"We're going to do one last job and disappear. Forever."

Don't tell the next five Fast & Furious movies, though.

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FAMILY.

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The Rock just did that impossible "twist a guy's neck a little bit and it kills him instantly" thing. Meanwhile, five guys with machine guns can't hit Vin Diesel.

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SD cards are for losers. Get yourself a custopm chip that holds almost no data.

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The Rock is sporting a nifty I.T. goatee.

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