Ah, the Rocky III ending.
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If you steal a physically huge chunk of cash, it's super easy for ten people to break it into chunks and carry it around.
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Jump out of a car going eighty onto a concrete bridge? You can walk it off.
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Rio police don't have helicopters.
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Also: bank vaults are not anchored to the ground.
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Two muscle cars can pull a bank vault.
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Car thieves are also experts with machine guns.
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Most garage walls are single layers of sheetrock for convenient bursting through in a fight.
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You can steal four police cars and race them in the street and no one will notice.
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You can never have too much b roll of the Christ the Redeem Statue.
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Cops always walk unprotected into large crowds.
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You can get usable palm prints from a bikini.
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This movie just paraded dozens of women in tiny outfits in front of the camera, then expected me to believe the head bad guy would go all googly-eyed when Gal Gadot shows up in a bikini. She's pretty, but there's nothing there that guy hasn't already seen all day.
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Now entering the "hey, let's look at butts" section of the movie.
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Drums & drone shots count as drama.
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Gal Gadot trying to be tough is hilarious.
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"We're going to do one last job and disappear. Forever."
Don't tell the next five Fast & Furious movies, though.
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FAMILY.
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The Rock just did that impossible "twist a guy's neck a little bit and it kills him instantly" thing. Meanwhile, five guys with machine guns can't hit Vin Diesel.
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SD cards are for losers. Get yourself a custopm chip that holds almost no data.
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The Rock is sporting a nifty I.T. goatee.
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You can yank handcuffs apart if you try hard enough.
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You can drive a tow truck dune buggy and have a welding torch fight at the same time.
Gas makes electric zap noises when it explodes.
Every car is a dune buggy if you try hard enough.
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US Marshal on trains in other countries visibly wear their badges on chain necklaces.
Ticket takers on trains have key cards with access to the most secure areas of the train.
No one on a train notices when someone's ripped a car-sized hole in the side of a train car.
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If someone likes babies, that means they're pregnant.
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You can cause a bus full of prisoners to roll multiple times without anyone getting injured.
Someone says something about being "on the other side of a wanted poster." So, the back?
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