#FUCKice!!!! #FUCKtrump!!!!!
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#Lightsabers are basically this for the #soul.
The #Force A Tingles 06 After finally receiving #inspiration from Kylu FInch, Lord Xerus builds... something.
#starwars #starwarsparody #lightsaber #kyloren #greatsword #crossguard #knight #hitachi #magicwand
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I AM A #MONSTER!
The Force A Tingles 05 Kylu FInch gives Lord Xerus the #inspiration he so desperately seeks.
#starwars #starwarsparody #starwarsfan #starwarscosplay #starwarscostume #lightsaber #kyloren #greatsword #crossguard #knight
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Can you see my surroundings?
The Force A Tingles 04 Kylu Finch tries to figure out the #lore of this new #force power.
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#starwars #starwarsparody #starwarsfan #starwarsmemes #lightsaber #kyloren #thelastjedi
A questionable use of the #Force
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The Force A Tingles 03 Turns out Kylu Finch is just as surprised about the #meeting as Lord Xerus. #starwars #starwarsparody #starwarsfan #starwarsmemes #KyloRen #thelastjedi #theforceawakens #constipation #constipationawareness
So then I started #blasting!
The Force A Tingles 02 Lord Xerus feels a disturbance in the #Force when an unexpected #visitor drops in... or, um, drops a #deuce.
#starwars #starwarsparody #starwarsfan #starwarsmemes #KyloRen #thelastjedi #blaster #MSE6 #mousedroid
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I don’t think the food being pictured is the issue so much as how unhelpful the message is to people that can’t afford any food much less “real” food, or live in a food desert.
That’s right up there with “pull yourself up by your bootstraps”.
Release the OTHER super-weapon! Impetuous Guard 09 In an attempt to #cheerup #Emperor Palpate, Chazz the #imperialguard sman suggests that he #deploy his other secret weapon and just keep his #campaignpromises
#releasethefiles #epsteinfiles #25thamendment #noai
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Quit #porg #noflap
The Force A Tingles 01 Lord Xerus goes to #Achoo in search of #inspiration. What he finds is a #snoozebutton... of sorts.
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#starwars #starwarsparody #starwarsfan #starwarsmemes #thelastjedi #ahchoo #slap
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@johniadarola.bsky.social okay I know I keep saying this, but I think you would enjoy this—it mixes political commentary and Star Wars. Last time, I promise (until I make another good one).
Release the OTHER super-weapon! Impetuous Guard 09 In an attempt to #cheerup #Emperor Palpate, Chazz the #imperialguard sman suggests that he #deploy his other secret weapon and just keep his #campaignpromises. youtube.com/shorts/7qSN6...
#releasethefiles #epsteinfiles #25thamendment #noai
@johniadarola.bsky.social You might get a kick out of this:
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Meesa #FIFA #PeacePrize
#Emperor Palpate had better call FIFA, because the official #GalacticPeace Prize just went to somebody else and he got his feefees hurt.
#starwars #lightsaber #palpatine #imperialguard #Ghorman #nobelprize #jarjarbinks #jarjar #trump #satire #noai
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Pimp my #forcepike! Impetuous Guard 07 #Emperor Palpate grows curious about #imperialguard Chazz's #custom force pike.
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#starwars #starwarsparody #starwarscosplay #starwarsfan #lightsaber #order66 #MaceWindu #KnightFall #salvage #mod
Impetuous Guard 06 Emperor Palpate demands to know who is responsible for the security leak. There's only one logical answer: #secretaryofdefense Poot Hoogsoth is a #sycophantic #douche.
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#starwars #pike #trumpadministration #petehegseth
I find your #tardiness #disturbing! Impetuous Guard 05 #Emperor Palpate questions #imperialguard Chazz's #loyalty.
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#starwars #lightsaber #Palpatine #politicaldissent #detention #noai
Stay outta my #biznes! Impetuous Guard 04 The #imperialguard s want #Emperor Palpate to know they've got his back, but Palps having none of it. #starwars #lightsaber #Palpatine #imperialguard #ashamed #bois #boiz #creams #oil #crankshaft #lubrication #noai
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When your bros won't shut up about your #private #issue. Impetuous Guard 03 Chazz gives his two cents about the #Death #Sphere plans and #Emperor Palpate regrets bringing up. #starwarsparody #lightsaber #Palpatine #Coruscant #imperialguard #DeathStar
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It’s the Iraq war all over again.
What the #Sith am I looking at? Impetuous Guard 02 - #Emperor Palpate demands to know where #Guardsman Chazz has been, and reveals that the #secret #plans have been #leaked. #starwarsparody #starwarscosplay #lightsaber #ForcePike #Palpatine #Coruscant #imperialguard #DeathStar #Rebellion #sphere
#Impetuous #Guard 01 #Imperial Guard Chazz is #late to his #shift. What will the #emperor say? He invokes the #imperialguard's #secret #greeting. #starwars #starwarsparody #starwarscosplay #palpatine #praetorianguard #lightsaber #forcepike #pike #red #robes #helmet #honkhonk #secrethandshake
#EQUIP #SWORD!!! #Christmas #Savings 24 Lord Xerus fights back against the #drone #onslaught but will it be enough to #savechristmas? #amazon #jeffbezos #alexa #latestagecapitalism #drones #laser #gunfight #shootout #neutralized #shrinkwrap
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Your #death has never been more #convenient! Christmas Savings 23 Lord Xerus extolls the true #value of the #ChristmasSpirit. Jim Bozos counters with #mechanized death. #latestagecapitalism #drones #laser #shootout #liability #subsidiaries #legalese
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We are not #friends anymore! #Christmas #Savings 22 Lord Xerus learns a painful lesson in #dataprivacy. #latestagecapitalism #drinkableyogurt #hernia #underwear #oil #codpiece #taco #sandwich #elves #relic #technology
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Christmas Savings 21 Jim Bozos reveals the secret #power he has over everyone, even Lord Xerus.
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#satire #christmas #jeffbezos #alexa #billionaire #santasworkshop #medieval #knight #armor #amazon #latestagecapitalism #gremlin #cheese #hernias #anniversary
Christmas Savings 20 Lord Xerus recognizes the mysterious #billionaire that has #cancelled #Christmas.
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#satire #christmas2025 #jeffbezos #billionaire #santasworkshop #medieval #knight #armor #mystery #amazon #latestagecapitalism #astronaut #thorshammer
The mysterious AZhole #tycoon will have ALL the #money.
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#satire #christmas2025 #drone #laser #disintegration #jeffbezos #billionaire #santasworkshop #medieval #knight #armor #mystery #amazon #warehouse #evil #plot
He #cancelled #Christmas!!! Lord Xerus learns who's behind the #elf #oppression. Jim Bozos is portrayed by the brilliant Hal Rudnick. #minions #hannukah #kwanza #lasposadas #jeffbezos #billionaire #santasworkshop #knight #armor #amazon
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What’s the AZhole way, you ask? Why it’s a #musical #parody about #amazon and #latestagecapitalism!
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