Yeah.
He says and does different things.
At different times.
Inconsistent, random.
And has all the power in the world.

True say
(my kids taught me that, but they do cringe when I actually use it)

Currently in the middle of reading this …..

Again? Still? Now?
I worked on two of these monstrosities in the 90s; they did not make it to live.
"It's amazing; we can make any code changes without having to touch the data model!"

You're all looking great - just keep doing that

Back home, exhausted, after a wonderful #ukougdiscover24.
My first UKOUG conference since 2019 (pre-Covid, in Brighton).
Was so happy to see how big and healthy the conference is.

Fantastic to meet up with so many people I haven't seen for five years and to learn so much.

Goodnight - need sleep

Cool New Features in Oracle 23ai (that I will definitely use) with @oraclebase.bsky.social
#ukougdiscover24

How to write Great SQL that’s Easy to Maintain, starring @chrisrsaxon.bsky.social and @alexnuijten.bsky.social
#ukougdiscover24

Deep Dive into Performance of Views by @danischnider.bsky.social
#ukougdiscover24

@pjhurley.bsky.social presents a kickstart in Oracle and Ansible #ukougdiscover24 #ukoug

Oracle Database at Google Cloud with @acolvin.bsky.social #ukougdiscover24

Stefan, that is a fantastic post, thank you.
Shared it with all my family.
(quietly ignores that he gets to see how very bald he's going 😆)

Incoming

At the Bull Ring?

Out of place patching with @pfierens.bsky.social.
Presentation inspired by @oraclebase.bsky.social

UKOUGConference2024 The UKOUG Conference is the premier annual event for Oracle users in the UK and Ireland. Bringing together a vibrant community of professionals, this conference is the ultimate platform for sharing knowledge, networking, and exploring the latest in Oracle technology and applications.

Really looking forward to giving my first first UK Oracle User Group presentation since before Covid times.

"Ansible: the Least an Oracle DBA needs to know"

UKOUG conference Discover 2024 is on in Birmingham (Sun 1 - Tues 3 December)
#ukougdiscover24
ukoug.org/page/UKOUGCo...

I've got all my fingers crossed.
I think it's a choice between sensible and horrible.