I choose Fishy Business. His is better.

Numbers Munchers: Diving into the numbers behind the 2025-26 Blackhawks season Once again, we begin looking back at the last season with a deeper dive into some of the available numbers.

Were the Blackhawks good this season?

No!

Did our Numbers Munchers article recapping the season uncover any unexpected positive signs?

Also no!

Some days you can get a pretty good vibe for which posts are going to be annoyingly skeeted into your timeline all day. It’s good to get out ahead of it before 8 and “hide this post”.

As an old person I will never see “s-tier” and not think it means “shit tier” then have to look up if “s-tier” is supposed to be good or bad. Goddamned youths.

anyone who knew someone with pancreatic cancer knows how big of a deal this is

Two massive forked lightning bolts drop behind the Chicago skyline during a nighttime thunderstorm

Single frame. Two perfectly placed bolts. Thanks, Mother Nature!

#ILwx #Chicago

Braces are amazing, everybody is doing it, and I am forever grateful to little me that big me has straight teeth now that I’m an old!

Never got the payoff as to whether or not she accidentally clipped some shit from Target or if their shitty surveillance was just flat wrong. Oh well.

Every day I have to learn about another asshole I’d never heard of before

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Good work tractor boys!!!!!! UpTheTown!!!! #itfc #ipswichtown

I hope so only bc that’s who I keep seeing landing with the bears!

Oh no, couple Kayden’s and a Ty are fixing to spend a whole night in front of a giant camera and not hearing their name called. This is going to be extra difficult to watch.

Crying into your steering wheel is the sign of a healthy society, actually.

Can’t believe I’m admitting this bc I despise MMJ, but I heard “Golden” on the radio on the way into work one day and I had to know what it was enough to track it down through the radio station.

Goddamnit. Did Apple TV move all their shit around. Is this what it feels like to be old?!? Stop doing shit to stuff!!!!!!!!

Reading all these and realize based on the fact that I just cried laughing it’s the “theater beans” tweet.

Tabasco, Sriracha, Stuzzi, Tapatio, and Cholula Garlic

A space launch and the orange moron’s douchebags had to eat shit from their own Scotuses? Scotii? this morning, that’s a solid Wednesday in my book. Might need a fire and a cold one.

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Seeing all the court homies posting about Sauer getting worked

Why are we still letting the generation that was most severely compromised by lead poisoning during their childhoods have any authority over anything

Favorite drink O’douls…

Alive One

Day 6 of vacation. The incredibly realistic and overwhelming nightly stress nightmares has to be related to the work I am also needing to do everyday, right? Right???!!

We’re gobsmacked too. #NiseiFacts

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

Sooo this bagel place rocks Bagelfeld, Phoenix

Is he related to the Steve Tisch who raped children and owns part of the New York Giants?

Sam Altman? The one who raped his sister?

absolutely wild how the internet has become everything they were warning about it being in the late 90s, but since the guys making bank off the scams are now white dudes in suits whose daddies paid for their college it's actually considered proper business ventures now

1st day of vacation. Out of Office on since 6pm yesterday. Received 81 emails. Send 74. Everyone is out of their goddamned minds.