J. Edgar Boozer indeed

Hope all ok Squire.

Freedom is only a hop away. Can he make it?

That’s a great time.

Yeh ! Yeh ! Yeh !

Did you go to Derbies in the 70s and 80s Arkwright ? There’s hardly been a tackle and a few trips.

He’s diving all over the shop. Take your trackie bottoms off you meff.

Fuck off with your Premier League shite - Ian Rush scored TWENTY ONE goals v Everton.

Apart from your own book ( which I’ve pre- ordered) which other book about the JFK assassination would you recommend ?

Not enough long throws for me.

People in the Budapest Metro, Hungary, shouting: “Russians, go home!”

Contact Name book club Email bookclub@example.org Subject not your books, never your books. Message It fills me with great pleasure to tell you that I've twice stopped your books being chosen by my book club (approx 25 sales you'll never get) and more recently my sons school (8 sales you'll now never get). Your descent over the last 15 years into the most lunatic recesses of the loony left, and most notably yours insitance that gay and autistic children should be free to sterilise themselves, fills me with horror and profound relief you'll never have children. People disagreeing with you is not proof you're right.

I've received a quite fascinating email.

This person claims they've singlehandedly blocked 33 sales of my books.

Any chance I can get 34 books sold off this to annoy them?

Please RT!

UK: www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=sophia+m...

or

US: www.amazon.com/s?k=sophia+m...

Paris-Roubaix is such a great race. I’m lucky enough to have ridden some of the cobbles - most fun I’ve ever had on a bike.

I say that sometimes in work. I don’t think anyone knows what I’m on about. Philistines.

Don’t forget to send reform leaflets back.
It costs them £2.50 a pop.

Had that window always been different than all the others ? (I.e. Square and not arched)

'I’ve been goading D-list Paul Ross for a laugh
By unloading, outside what he’d call his 'gaff'
Old fridge-freezers; (doors all removed like we’re told)
His face at the window on waking: a sight to behold' #HMHB

Cartoon- at the scene of the crucifixion an onlooker in the crowds says "Well, it's about time they got rid of all this woke crap"

From the Easter @privateeyenews.bsky.social this time last year (and the annual).

…scored the winning goal in the 1967 League Cup Final. They were 2-0 down and won 3-2. The ‘Greatest Comeback since La…’ indeed.

Great April Fools on BET365 - England 2nd favourites to win the World Cup ?!?! They had me there for a minute.

Where I work we used to have a ‘20 Questions’ feature in the intranet. One of them was would you like to go to the moon. I’d say it was 70% against. Staggering. I’d suggested we should ask it at interviews and anyone what said ‘no’ wouldn’t be taken on.

That looks like an ‘interesting’ place.

As shite as Salah has been this season he has still scored and assisted more than Saka.

If he played for Everton he would have 10 more Goals+Assists than the next highest player this season.

Alex Younger, who was head of MI6 (the British CIA) until 2020, says that, as much as it pains him to admit it, the Islamic Republic of Iran is winning this war — in part because they are in a battle for survival, while Trump is engaged in a war of choice.

Links ?

I really despise modern football. Going to knock it on the head and watch Prescot Cables instead.

FT headline & byline: Traders placed $580mn oil bet ahead of Donald Trump's social media post on Iran talks Thousands of Brent and WTI contracts changed hands 15 minutes before president's message on Truth Social About 6,200 Brent and West Texas Intermediate futures contracts changed hands between 6.49am and 6.50am New York time on Monday © Seemitch | Dreamstime George Steer and Amelia Pollard in New York and Malcolm Moore in London Published 24 MINUTES AGO

I’m not mad apparently. The FT just published this 👇

“The White House did not respond to a request for comment.”

“Are the talks with Iran in the room with us now Mr President ?”

How can this go on for another 3 years?

Worry not, there will soon be a flurry of long throws to entertain the masses.