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Half Man Half Biscuit - Depressed Beyond Tablets [Official Audio]
Half Man Half Biscuit - Depressed Beyond Tablets [Official Audio] YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit

#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic

Day 29. A song about depression

#HMHB - Depressed Beyond Tablets

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWMg...

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#hmhb obviously

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#NowPlaying #MusicSky #SoundOnTheRound #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Turned up Clocked on Laid Off [Official Audio]
Half Man Half Biscuit - Turned up Clocked on Laid Off [Official Audio] YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit

Something for the weekend: Turned Up, Clocked On, Laid Off #HMHB

youtu.be/NnSyhAIVf9Q?...

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She’s the main man in the office in the city
And she treats me like I’m just another lackey
But I can put a tennis racket up against my face
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki
#HMHB #Everything’sAOR

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Current Status :

Help me Mrs Medlicott,
I don't know what to do.
I've only got three bullets,
and there's four of Motley Crue.

#HMHB

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Plenty of colour on today's walk. 🌺🌼🌱

"Now Spring has sprung upon this Oblong of Dreams"

#HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Peel Session 1999
Half Man Half Biscuit - Peel Session 1999 YouTube video by Vibracobra23

Peel Session 25/08/99 : Uffington Wassail / Gubba Lookalikes / Bottleneck at Capel Curig / 24 Hour Garage People #HMHB youtu.be/p4Qi71D4FrY?...

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"You're going on after Crispy Ambulance!!" #hmhb

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'I was a pain in the diocese
A heap of strife for my folks
But then I got me a faithlift
Now I'm the man with the jokes
Ho ho!
Hey hey hey the sun has got his hat on
Song Hossana!
The jazz snobs are all going home!' #HMHB

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"The Crazy World of Arthur Brownlow" #hmhb

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Your ex-girlfriend informs us – after her new band, of course, Pankhurst entered the charts last week – that your treatment, as such, was at a voluntary day ward, and you went along there purely to get people into thinking you were the new Nick Drake. #hmhb

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First rule of anything written down: read it aloud. Are these even real suggestions or just journalists doing a bit?

And anyway: ‘Pankhurst’ is already a band name. #hmhb

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Oblong Of Dreams [Official Audio]
Half Man Half Biscuit - Oblong Of Dreams [Official Audio] YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit

Something for the weekend: Oblong Of Dreams #HMHB youtu.be/Kt7A3fMpP1I?...

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Original post on mastodonapp.uk

Time flies by when you're a driver of a train

Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane

Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain.

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination

Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes […]

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Sound of the Suburbs (The Members cover) - Devil's Arse Cave 16/08/2019
Half Man Half Biscuit - Sound of the Suburbs (The Members cover) - Devil's Arse Cave 16/08/2019 YouTube video by DustyCustard

'Sound of the Suburbs' (Members cover), live at Devil's Arse, Castleton, 16/07/19 #HMHB youtu.be/3NHfx5U8A_M?...

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Right now #HMHB references are all I've got

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#NowPlaying #MusicSky #SoundOnTheRound #HMHB Another masterpiece from Britain's greatest satirists.

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'The fearsome hollow boom of the older boys in the deep end
The green shoots of recovery shrivelled up in harsh tomorrow
Left to pick dry sticks and mumble to myself
A melancholy emblem of parish cruelty... ' #HMHB

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One for the #hmhb massive.

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Clouds part, showtime,
Cowslips and celandine #hmhb

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Fuck me. What a chart!

And yes, the singer in the Goombay Dance Band DID look like Alan Brazil #totp #hmhb

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Half Man Half Biscuit "Falmouth Electrics"
Half Man Half Biscuit "Falmouth Electrics" YouTube video by Joe Ussher

Something for the weekend: Falmouth Electrics #HMHB youtu.be/kzvQbH07Et8?...

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'Never trust a crown green bowler under thirty
The future's so dull I've got to sing torch songs
Dropkick the improv workshop mime show gobshite
Facepaint, Left Bank, Kenneth, Emma, R.A., D.A.
, Rainer, Werner, cokeheads, cokeheads, cokeheads' #HMHB

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The legendary Half Man Half Biscuit say “halfway up the Wrekin” in one of their songs
#hmhb

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🎶 I play postal chess with a man who doesn’t know me, I’ve got a better frown than…. 🎶

@neiltague.bsky.social #hmhb

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“New York Skiffle”
Oh does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight?
When your mother says “Don’t do it” do you crank it up in spite?
Do you rob your brother’s Giro? Do you talk a load of shite?
Does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight?
#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

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Original post on mastodonapp.uk

I’ve drank too much black coffee Read too much Bill Burroughs I’ve been a he, I’ve been a she A “maybe” and “who knows” I’ve had the CBGBs I’ve turkeyed way upstate So don’t you rock me, Daddio
Oh does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight? When your mother says “Don’t do it” […]

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Sensitive Outsider
Half Man Half Biscuit - Sensitive Outsider YouTube video by WisdomOfTheDead

Something for the weekend: Sensitive Outsider #HMHB youtu.be/qlI7is9O9Yo?...

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'No more caterwauling in a minor key
You’re gonna have to croon about the Zuiderzee
And its total reclamation by 2003
Now you’ve got wads of the stuff
Now you got national acclaim' #HMHB

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