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Bob Wilson Anchorman, by Half Man Half Biscuit on the John Peel show sometime in 2000. I didn't know songwriters could do that. #HMHB

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Careful now!
#hmhb

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Birkenhead Park, pagoda on lake

Birkenhead Park, pagoda on lake

Birkenhead Park, Grand Entrance

Birkenhead Park, Grand Entrance

Lake and trees in Birkenhead Park

Lake and trees in Birkenhead Park

'Without Birkenhead Park there would be no Central Park, and without Central Park there would be no New York' - Doug Blonsky

'Without Birkenhead Park there would be no Central Park, and without Central Park there would be no New York' - Doug Blonsky

Recent visit to the highly impressive Birkenhead Park, inspired by an interview with Nigel Blackwell of #HMHB. The first public park in the world, and inspiration for Central Park in NYC. #birkenheadpark #birkenhead #centralpark

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I don't want to bore you all with fantasy football exploits, but my #HMHB themed team name being in 38th position overall out of 100k+ in the Telegraph competition isn't to be sniffed at.

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Ready Steady Goa [Official Audio]
Half Man Half Biscuit - Ready Steady Goa [Official Audio] YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit

Something for the weekend: Ready Steady Goa #HMHB youtu.be/V11GnDhgfZQ?...

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Spoiling Good Friday my ex-love sent to me
12 drummers singing
11 chairmen dancing
10 mascots whingeing
9 stewards flapping
8 christening invites
7 cows a-barking
6 vicars strumming
Nick fucking Knowles
Four boring words
Carphone Warehouse and Matalan
And a pulled up at Bangor-on-Dee
#hmhb

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#LookAndSee 365
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

#HMHB - The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Light Of An Oncoming Train

2nd Biscuits tune of the night 😆

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvn4...

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... is the light of an on-coming train

[Gimme that old-time religion, it's good enough for meeeeeeeee]

#HMHB

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Heed this, Dennis Bell. #hmhb

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Yellow Mama, Alabama!
Ding dong, sparks are gonna fly! #hmhb

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Driving up the M6 earlier, I realised they've removed all the chevrons between Birmingham and Manchester. Stapeley Water Gardens went a while ago. Before we know it, we'll be using Junction 17 for Crewe. #HMHB

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'Yet by the stream in summer time
The charming lark, the country chime
Smite this faithless pantomime
Welcome to the daylight at the back of my mind...' #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Depressed Beyond Tablets [Official Audio]
Half Man Half Biscuit - Depressed Beyond Tablets [Official Audio] YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit

#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic

Day 29. A song about depression

#HMHB - Depressed Beyond Tablets

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWMg...

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#hmhb obviously

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#NowPlaying #MusicSky #SoundOnTheRound #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Turned up Clocked on Laid Off [Official Audio]
Half Man Half Biscuit - Turned up Clocked on Laid Off [Official Audio] YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit

Something for the weekend: Turned Up, Clocked On, Laid Off #HMHB

youtu.be/NnSyhAIVf9Q?...

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She’s the main man in the office in the city
And she treats me like I’m just another lackey
But I can put a tennis racket up against my face
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki
#HMHB #Everything’sAOR

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Current Status :

Help me Mrs Medlicott,
I don't know what to do.
I've only got three bullets,
and there's four of Motley Crue.

#HMHB

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Plenty of colour on today's walk. 🌺🌼🌱

"Now Spring has sprung upon this Oblong of Dreams"

#HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Peel Session 1999
Half Man Half Biscuit - Peel Session 1999 YouTube video by Vibracobra23

Peel Session 25/08/99 : Uffington Wassail / Gubba Lookalikes / Bottleneck at Capel Curig / 24 Hour Garage People #HMHB youtu.be/p4Qi71D4FrY?...

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"You're going on after Crispy Ambulance!!" #hmhb

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'I was a pain in the diocese
A heap of strife for my folks
But then I got me a faithlift
Now I'm the man with the jokes
Ho ho!
Hey hey hey the sun has got his hat on
Song Hossana!
The jazz snobs are all going home!' #HMHB

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"The Crazy World of Arthur Brownlow" #hmhb

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Your ex-girlfriend informs us – after her new band, of course, Pankhurst entered the charts last week – that your treatment, as such, was at a voluntary day ward, and you went along there purely to get people into thinking you were the new Nick Drake. #hmhb

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First rule of anything written down: read it aloud. Are these even real suggestions or just journalists doing a bit?

And anyway: ‘Pankhurst’ is already a band name. #hmhb

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Oblong Of Dreams [Official Audio]
Half Man Half Biscuit - Oblong Of Dreams [Official Audio] YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit

Something for the weekend: Oblong Of Dreams #HMHB youtu.be/Kt7A3fMpP1I?...

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Original post on mastodonapp.uk

Time flies by when you're a driver of a train

Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane

Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain.

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination

Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes […]

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Sound of the Suburbs (The Members cover) - Devil's Arse Cave 16/08/2019
Half Man Half Biscuit - Sound of the Suburbs (The Members cover) - Devil's Arse Cave 16/08/2019 YouTube video by DustyCustard

'Sound of the Suburbs' (Members cover), live at Devil's Arse, Castleton, 16/07/19 #HMHB youtu.be/3NHfx5U8A_M?...

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Right now #HMHB references are all I've got

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#NowPlaying #MusicSky #SoundOnTheRound #HMHB Another masterpiece from Britain's greatest satirists.

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