Banking app just offered to analyse outgoings to help improve where we spend our money
2 minutes later it comes back with
"Top category: bills"
Well who would have thought it eh?
An image of the former Pope with his garments blowing in the wind, and being turned into a pie chart. Copy reads “We surveyed 100 people abut the Pope’s latest address. We asked: In your opinion, just how popey was the Pope today? About 80% said Very Popey, loved it! 10 out of 10. About 20% said Not as Popey as I’d hopey. Great job your holiness!”
Just how Popey was the Pope today?
(From the archives, 2015)
@tripeuk.bsky.social finally it has happened
I'll not say what yet because people might see it
Got it in one. Have to change my starter word now.
Say what you like about the impending doom of all humankind from global warming but it's nice getting your laundry out on the line in April
Just doing what he bought them for
I was there and if memory serves it felt very late by that point for some reason, not sure if there was a delay or something
This
A small double sofa bed watched over by a large red punch bag in shape of torso and head wearing a Christmas hat.
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas my sister and brother-in-law are sharing with Bob, my husband’s martial arts training dummy. We’ve tried to make him look festive and welcoming.
So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/
I run a parody bank account.
When my dentist gave up his practice to become a priest I thanked him for his past oral care. #LunchPun
Just used the translate option in chrome on a web page for the first time in about 2 years
The difference in quality is massive compared to what It used to be. It used to make no sense. Could barely tell it wasn't written in English now
left: Nicolas Cage with long black hair and a moustache in a black top right: Spinoza with long black hair and a moustache in a black top
a short thread of Nicolas Cage resembling various philosophers
1. Spinoza
This message is out of sync. Have you checked the cradle?
I started heardle when it first came out but got too annoyed when I didn't get it
Somebody made a 6 degrees movie game that's daily like Wordle
Another to add to the morning routine
www.wfhgames.com/cinema-circuit
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
As much as I love the theme a female breathy version of a classic is a trick stolen straight out the John Lewis Christmas add play book and I remain to be convinced
Telly FACT: The comedian Sue Perkins was named after her father's favourite brand of cigarettes.
Guess we'll have to hope for that come from behind win thing again
Hope you're ok
Sounds like a sensible choice to me. Look after yourself
MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY
Is that hard to make or is it a pizza cake?
I can't tell you how annoying it is trying to play Scrabble with greasy fingers
Words escape me
#LunchPun
Agreed. If we can sharpen up in the final third and be more decisive we could really kick on
Yep but they are currently 5th
You're not wrong.
We have held our own against a playoff side though. Still in it and have options on the bench
