Luckily, when trolls take their game into the real world, they face real-life consequences. The trolls of Sycamore Gap learned the hard way that sometimes a tree isn’t just a tree. Now, they face a potential 10-year sentence...just for the lulz.
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Seven hours to go. I came up with three ideas and thought, "Hey, I'll just write them all and decide which one is best."
I'm still on idea one, of course, so here's hoping it's the best. Time runs out at 6 a.m. for me. It's going to be an all-nighter. @cv2magazine.bsky.social #2daypoemcontest
More hinderance than help. He keeps my blood pressure down, but demands that I type with one hand. Favourite hypocorisms include Bui-boy, my beamish boy, and occasionally, Jerkface.