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This guy is droning on about how interesting he is after seeing all the places in the 🌎 (Singapore, Tokyo, Hawaii, Phillippines), & this lady is NOT feeling him. AT ALL. She's barely giving halfhearted, perfunctory responses

He either can't tell or doesn't care. It's wild.

#eavesdropping #1stdate

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30rock Mind Grapes GIF Alt: It’s either Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan or Tracy Jordan as Tracy Morgan, I can never remember which, saying the mind-grape thing I can’t stop thinking about on 30 Rock 😆

I’m #eavesdropping at #Panera again, & it is mind-grape-boggling to me, but 95% of #1stdate scenarios I overhear are, like, labored, unfun, hard-work affairs.

Are people just this #awkward? I’ve always found that part effortless & tons of fun.

Also: I am #single, so wtf do I know? 😆

#dating #lol

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Dude, that little half-smile. I feel like I maybe shouldn't be watching this in a public place (library), because of the blushing I'm doing and how this is making me feel, lol. Incredible performance here by Jessie Buckley. My first time seeing her in anything, I think. I'd have remembered...

Dude, that little half-smile. I feel like I maybe shouldn't be watching this in a public place (library), because of the blushing I'm doing and how this is making me feel, lol. Incredible performance here by Jessie Buckley. My first time seeing her in anything, I think. I'd have remembered...

Ooh, damn. That is a winning smile right there, no doubt about it.

Ooh, damn. That is a winning smile right there, no doubt about it.

He's, like, "I reckon I nailed that," and he did.

He's, like, "I reckon I nailed that," and he did.

Covering the laugh. First dates often don't want to give it up (in terms of laughing, but whatever) too easily, so you'll see some of this. Like, it would be unseemly and disadvantageous to grin too openly, so someone might cover her smile with her hand. "I'd rather not be laughing right now, but I can't help myself," is a great place to find your first date.

Covering the laugh. First dates often don't want to give it up (in terms of laughing, but whatever) too easily, so you'll see some of this. Like, it would be unseemly and disadvantageous to grin too openly, so someone might cover her smile with her hand. "I'd rather not be laughing right now, but I can't help myself," is a great place to find your first date.

This is how you know #1stdate is going well:

Agnes caught Shakespeare staring at her, & challenged him to tell her a story that moved him, so he told a story of a genius #artist whose love was so pretty he couldn't look away, even to save her soul.

She gets why it came up. She's into it 😆

#Hamnet

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I’m #eavesdropping on a #firstdate, and the guy just said to the woman who is towering over him, “Yeah, that’s, like, my only real #conspiracytheory,” and, homeboy, unlike you, I can see all the way to her face, and you are NOT crushing this 😆

#1stdate #lol #men #dating

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She said, and I quote: nothing 🤣

I wasn't looking directly at her, but she must've rolled her eyes, as well 🙄

I enjoy a good #firstdate, but I LOVE a bad #1stdate 🤩

#eavesdropping #Panera #PaneraBread

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#Eavesdropping on a #1stdate at #Panera & dude says, in the slickest, faux-casualest tone you'd ever hope to hear, "Yeahh, my #highschool was actually bigger than my #college..." & left space for her to go, "Oh, wow, that's incredible! [Follow-up ❓]," but naturally that didn't happen #lol 🤣

#dating

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PAINFUL #firstdate sitch near me at #Panera (it's 2:30pm the Sat after #xmas; what kind of time & place is this for a #1stdate, am I crazy?), and the guy gives this PREGNANT, long pause, before going, "So, have you met MANY guys on Match.com?"

😬

He knew he shouldn't, but he did anyway 😆

#Men #lol

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He skips leg day, I skip his number. #redflag #fitnfunny #1stdate #baddate #gottago

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Man&Woman in Cafe Steamy Windows / 1st Date (Bristol) #FoundArt #Photography #Portrait #1stDate #DigitalArt #Cubism #InTheCafe #SteamyWindows

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Peanut's getting ready for a date. Awww
With the neighbor son, we've known for 11 years. His mom has prepped him for years, cuz his crush goes WAY back. But PB never liked him 🤣🤣🤣
Til she hit 17.
And NOW they're walking to the park and going out to eat.
Awwww so cute 😍 🥰
#tobeyoung #1stdate

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he was my height, I’m 5’3”
and kept laughin😫🙁 …like Mr. Giggles frfr

IONTCARE if he says I’m funny…SIR, {I feel} you’re laughing AT me not WITH me🙃

#DateNight
#1stDate

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