#Eavesdropping again at a communal smoking pit (I’ve got to quit smoking), and someone just defensively said, “Listen, that’s just my opinion!” but the opinion is that #Trump would be right to jail or execute Mark Kelly, so he deserves all the pushback he’s getting & more 😑

Surprising for the #PNW.

I just glanced at the #eavesdropping tag, and it’s *mostly* me 😅

I’m the plurality, if not outright majority, of posts on that tag, though my BlueSky search may prioritize my posts for my searches, not sure how exactly that works on here.

Do other people not eavesdrop like I do?? 🤔

I'm #eavesdropping on a couple about my age at #Panera, and this is one of the most loveless marriages I've ever spied on.

To cap off a brutally-unengaged conversation, the wife just coldy watched the dude cough/choke for, like, 45 full seconds & didn't say a fucking word 😬

#relationships #yikes

I’m #eavesdropping at #Panera, and someone is patronizingly explaining to someone else what to do if they “get discouraged,” and I can’t quite tell if it’s an #MLM or #religion that they’re discussing, but it’s definitely a #scam of some kind 🤔

#PNW

A table at #Panera full of old, white guys, 2 of whom are named Bill, asking a new guy if he’s called William or Bill 🤣

I have the most fun #eavesdropping, which is mostly why I do it, I think.

#PNW #lol #peoplewatching

Just overheard a man boldly say, “We are fearlessly & wonderfully made!” & that’s not the quote 😆

I should stop hanging out in communal smoking areas, but also, I’d never smoke cigarettes around the #cats.

So I come here & overhear dumb shit 😑

Also, it’s crazy I still smoke.

#eavesdropping #PNW

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I’m #eavesdropping on one of the most obnoxious, unignorable phone calls ever, in which an entitled old white dude is bitching about losing his job.

I was trying to figure out what he does, & he just dropped it.

“I’ll still be in #realestate, probably.”

Good luck, idiot. He sounds USELESS 😆

#PNW

On the plus side, I’m #eavesdropping on the most #passag conversation I’ve ever heard two dudes have:

“What do you mean you don’t have a raincoat?”

“Idk, man. If I have one, I don’t know where it is, so I functionally don’t have one.”

🤣

#PNW #men #rain

I’m #eavesdropping on 1 dude talking to another about the recent #Spider-Man #BrandNewDay trailer, & he’s positively breathless:

“Frank Castle’s in it. Oh, God, I hope he still kills. And I hope Spider-Man has to stop him. God, that’d be great.”

Boy, do I have good news for him 😆

#movies #FilmSky

#Eavesdropping on the bus, and two young lefty men (boys to me, but they’re in #college) are discussing being goaded into arguments by 2-dozen anti-abortion advocates on their college campus (Bellevue Community College).

Very curious, especially here in Western #Washington 🤔

#abortion #PNW

I was just #eavesdropping, as I often am, & overheard 2 #Panera employees conversing:

"You know, I actually get along with everyone that works here."

"Me, too! Isn't that crazy?"

Now, idk *why* it's crazy (that's puzzling), but it was very sweet to hear.

#Factoria Panera = Good People 🥰

#PNW

The Case for Eavesdropping It gets a bad rap, but "listening in" is actually good for you

The Case for #Eavesdropping

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30rock Mind Grapes GIF Alt: It’s either Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan or Tracy Jordan as Tracy Morgan, I can never remember which, saying the mind-grape thing I can’t stop thinking about on 30 Rock 😆

I’m #eavesdropping at #Panera again, & it is mind-grape-boggling to me, but 95% of #1stdate scenarios I overhear are, like, labored, unfun, hard-work affairs.

Are people just this #awkward? I’ve always found that part effortless & tons of fun.

Also: I am #single, so wtf do I know? 😆

#dating #lol

I was just #eavesdropping, & a guy in his mid-50s in a communal smoking area said, “Goddamn, you pissed real good, man. You pissed like a racehorse. Good job, buddy,” & I was BESIDE MYSELF until I realized he was talking to a #dachshund so low I couldn’t see, not another dude 🤣

#PNW #DogSky #lol

I’m #eavesdropping on someone watching Thom Tillis footage on his phone, but I can’t tell yet if he’s watching it for good reasons or bad reasons. I’ll keep snooping.

#PNW #library #news

#Eavesdropping: Just overheard an old, white guy pretend like he didn't realize what he was doing & ask for the "special WiFi password" reserved for, like, #Panera #IoT point-of-sale & shit like that, & tried to play it off like he just hadn't seen the unlocked, guest WiFi.

Not slick! 😆

#PNW #men

#Eavesdropping on the loudest, least-subtextual, most-1-sided convo I've ever heard at breakfast, & someone is describing in granular, profit-marginal detail how moving 2-3oz of crystal meth at a time isn't sustaining him.

This dude is either the 🌎's dumbest dealer or dumbest narc 🤔

#PNW #drugs

#Eavesdropping on #jobinterviews at #Panera that are going badly is stressful, but I can’t help myself 😵‍💫

This one is by a prospective #PaneraBread employee for this restaurant, but I probably see 3 or 4 job interviews a week here, & they often go badly 😬

I want to help this dude out so much…

#PNW

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Overheard #eavesdropping:

[angrily] “Man, my past shit fucked up my future shit.”

Tell me about it 😆

#PNW

These broads are into EVERYTHING. Platforms I’ve never heard of. Apparently the dudes they’re into left OnlyFans, and that’s way too mainstream for them, anyway.

They’re corresponding with these content creators, too. They’re WELL into it 🤣

THIS CONVERSATION IS RIVETING 😅

#eavesdropping #PNW

Whaaaaat 🤯

#eavesdropping again &

There are 2 65+yo white ladies in sweaters that are openly & loudly talking about subscribing to/budgeting for porn & erotica, & they’re literally the last people you’d expect this of & I am

FASCINATED

Trying not to stare 😅

I applaud btw 👏 good for them!

#PNW

If you’re gonna loudly fight with your spouse at #Panera, whatever, you’re grown ups; go for it.

Just know that we’re ALL listening 🤓

#eavesdropping #lol

You will never #eavesdrop on a more ruthless conversation than several white ladies discussing the ex-husbands and failed loves of a woman not present 😬

#eavesdropping #PNW #lol #women #Panera

Overheard #eavesdropping in a men’s restroom:

“Idk man… she’s cool, but she wanted to eat my ass. I just don’t know…”

It’s for the best, homeboy. You couldn’t handle her 😆

#dating #men #lol #eatingass

I'm #eavesdropping & bless his heart, the dude at table behind me is having THE TOUGHEST convo w/ what sounds like about 8 different people at #Apple, & the latest is: "Yeah, I want to cancel that whole Apple account, & I never want to use Apple again. Do you understand?"

They don't 😆
#techsupport

Hey, I’m #eavesdropping, and here’s a tip for anyone going out to #Seattle today to celebrate:

Don’t offer to #photograph other peoples’ #children 😬

However well-meaning you are (or aren’t), you sound weird and bad, and I’m sure they’ve thought of photos.

Don’t do it!

#PNW #Seahawks #parenting

Is laser microphone damaging for the eyes.
And are the operators also at risk, because of laser-light reflections and scatterings and all.

#Research #LaserMicrophone #Eyes #Laser #Lasers #Microphone #Eavesdropping #SecrServ

Chidanand Tripathi on X: "Your phone isn't "accidentally" listening to you. It's a feature, not a bug. I talked about a specific dog food brand once 10 minutes later, I had an ad. It’s called "Shadow-Logging," and it’s happening through 5 settings you’ve never touched. Here is how to kill the" / X Your phone isn't "accidentally" listening to you. It's a feature, not a bug. I talked about a specific dog food brand once 10 minutes later, I had an ad. It’s called "Shadow-Logging," and it’s happening through 5 settings you’ve never touched. Here is how to kill the

Great X thread on how to stop your #smartphone on #eavesdropping on you.

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#privacy #safety #security #cybersecurity #internet #wifi #GPS #Google #shopping #phones