Ow! I just bit my lip. Can you kiss it and make it better?
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Out walking my BBC!
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It feels like it’s going to be one of those nights where neither of us gets any sleep. 😈💋
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A preview! You should Cum see the rest! 😈
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Spotify was wrong, the hottest single of the year was you.
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Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’re looking pretty sweet.
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Which animal has the largest chest?
A Z-bra.
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What type of bird gives the best head?
A swallow.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Teacher is here. 😈🤓
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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
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They say dating is a Numbers game. So can I have your number? 😈
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Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
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What do you call a book club that only reads one book?
Church!
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What did the T-Rex use to cut wood?
A dino-saw.
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What do you see when you look deep into the eyes of mango Mussolini?
The back of his skull.
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“Obviously, Trump didn’t invent racism. If he had, it would have gone bankrupt years ago.”
- said by Samantha Bee
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Hi. How is the shit show for you?
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How much does it cost to keep Donald Trump alive?
One Pence.
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It will only cost you your soul for this view. 😈😈😈
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