MERRY CHRISTMAS! #Day25 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown brings an older BBC holiday special, #AChristmasCarolGoesWrong. Basically a longer episode of the #TheGoesWrongShow. British humour and style done right with a dash of classic holiday spirit. 5/5π¬
For #Day24 , Christmas Eve, of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown , a holiday horror anthology, #TheBouletBrothersHolidayOfHorrors special. It's there and available, and that is about as much as I will say on it. 2/5β°οΈ
For #Day23 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, another @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social original; their annual queer/sapphic release, #TheChristmasBaby. Honestly, this is basically the Hallmark formula but starring a lesbian couple. Mostly supporting for the representation. 3/5πΆπΌ #review #christmasmovie
For #Day22 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, #SANDA, a futuristic dystopian anime in which a genetic descendant of the Santa Clause line must take on his family curse and become the real Santa to bring back hope to children and protect them from bad adults. No, seriously. 3/5π
On #Day21 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, the muppets-adjacent group original, #TheFirstSnowOfFraggleRock. A family friendly special that explores some themes around Christmas while also providing some social commentary without being burdensome. 3.5/5βοΈ
For #Day20 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, another @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social entry with the #12DatesTilChristmas. Honestly, this miniseries wasn't bad. It was well made. The acting, dialogue, & relationship dynamics made sense. I just found the main lead's romance to be boring. 3/5π₯§
On #Day19 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, a holiday themed investigative crime show on @Hallmark Channel , #MistletoeMurders. Not saying the show is good, but more so that it is ridiculous in the best ways and probably one of the network's better productions. 3.5/5π»
On #Day18 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, a British comedy miniseries, #ManVsBaby. Starring Rowan Atkinson doing his whole physical comedy shtick, the show consists of four episode in which the holiday themes and heartwarming elements far outrank the intended humor. 3/5πΆπ»
For #Day17 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, a Norwegian series on Netflix. This could have been a great series had it not been for a specific, significant plot point across the show. Maybe it is cultural differences or something, but just brought the show down for me. 2/5βΈοΈ
On #Day16 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, a stoner comedy sequel parody(?), #ItsAWonderfulBinge. While mostly a meh movie, there are a few moments of levity and laughter to be found especially if you partake while viewing. Otherwise, not really one to seek out, not sober anyways. 3/5ππ¬
For #Day15 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, a Netflix original holiday special, #WithLoveMeghanHolidayCelebration. I have no beef whatsoever concerning Mrs. Markle. That being said, this special felt very manufactured & inauthentic even with the high production quality. 3/5π
On #Day14 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, an action, comedy(?) holiday film, #Fatman. The premise & plot of this movie is actually intriguing. I just wish there was a different lead & writers that genuinely cared about the themes & ideas presented. Could've been great. 2/5π πΌ
For #Day13 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, a new-ish holiday horror film, currently in theaters, #SilentNightDeadlyNight. Whether you're a fan of the original, or just in the mood for a fun Christmas slasher, this one will scratch that itch. An entertaining ride worth cost of admission. 3.5/5πͺ
For #Day12 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, another horror story from @AMCPlus, #TheOccupantOfTheRoom. The 2nd installment of their annual Christmas horror series. This one has a man take safety in an abandoned room at a remote inn that may hold more than at first sight. 4/5π
On #Day11 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, the first horror/slasher film of the season, #TheMeanOne. Not sure if saying this is the best of the "popular IP goes public turned into a Horror film for profit" niche genre is a compliment, but it is. By a wide margin. Still not great just better. 3/5π
For #Day10 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, a Lifetime original, #HolidayInSantaFe. While I am always one for representation, it's also FUCK Mario Lopez on sight, always. Besides, other than the Latin representation, it's a pretty generic holiday romcom. 1/5π
On #Day9 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, a pretty paint-by-numbers, standard Hallmark-esque holiday romcom, but with a queer twist, #LookingForHer. Am I going to give this one more of a pass solely because it has a queer focus? Abso-fucking-lutely. Need more queer stories, in fact. 4/5π©πΌββ€οΈβπβπ©π»
For #Day8 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, #JustLikeAChristmasMovie. This attempts to be a parody/satire of all the clichΓ©s and tropes of modern Christmas romcoms but just ends up being a carbon copy of said films. Mildly entertaining but mostly just meh. 2.5/5π¬
For #Day7 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, another Netflix Holiday original, #MySecretSanta. The two leads are too good for this movie. They don't phone it in but neither are putting in 100%. Do appreciate the old school feel of protagonist basically committing fraud under the guise of good. 2/5π
For #Day6 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, the @primevideobrasil.bsky.social holiday original, #OhWhatFun. Easily one of the best casts for one of the most mediocre of films. You can clearly see what better films it is trying to emulate, but a bland script makes for a just okay film. 3/5π―
On #Day5 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, a @primevideobrasil.bsky.social documentary, #MerchantsOfJoy. Would never have guessed that the Christmas tree business in NYC would so cutthroat, but I suppose many businesses in the Big Apple are by default. An interesting watch. 3/5π²
On #Day5 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, a bitter cup with a sweet aftermath from The Roasters Pack, the oddest 3 sided die from @diceenvy.bsky.social , a caramel(?) filled chocolate from IKEA_USA, a building bricks sled(?), & a Brazilian blend from The Brew Company. All good.
For #Day4 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, #AVeryJonasChristmasMovie. I am not the target audience for this film in any way, shape, or form. That being said, if you are a fan of the Jonas Bros., I can definitely see the appeal of this one. Definitely one for the fans. 3.5/5π¬
On #Day3 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, the 3rd @netflix Holiday film for this year, #JingleBellHeist. Probably the best of the Netflix Holiday originals of this year though that is a low bar to pass. Olivia Holt is the best part of this movie, unsurprisingly so. 3.5/5π·
For #Day2 of the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown, another @netflix film, #ChampagneProblems. While still a "paint-by-numbers" holiday rom-com that is basically copying the Hallmark model, it is nowhere near as annoying as yesterday's film. Pleasantly watchable, in fact, mostly due to Minka Kelly. 2.5/5πΎ
Let the #25DaysOfChristmasCountdown begin! For #Day1, one of the worst movies I have ever seen for the holidays. #AMerryLittleExMas on Netflix has bad acting, bad dialogue, bad story, and one of the most toxic relationships in a Christmas movie. Just a shit film all the way through. 1/5π