A screenshot of a notes app note that reads: 30 days of Sonnets: day 9 The British weather is a fucking cunt: One day I am as hot as Vulcan's balls, The next I'm freezing cold. It's an affront To all that spring has promised. And it falls On me to pack three, four, five layers more To make sure I'm not freezing off my tits On the way home. It's such a bloody bore And scuppers any hope of chic outfits And then what if it rains?! Heaven forbid That I will have my brolly close at hand. And then, sleet, snow, and fog - you think I kid; That kind of crap is totally on brand. At least this shit brings some variety As well as climatic anxiety.
Day 9 of #30DaysOfSonnets: I'm just really annoyed at how crap the weather was today. This one came out pretty sweary - you have been warned. #PoetsSky #WritersSky #Poetry #writingcommunity