An Honest Fangirl completes the series by reviewing '6-Headed Shark Attack.' Make it stop. :) www.douxreviews.com/2025/08/6-he... #6headedsharkattack
#6HeadedSharkAttack asks the hard questions. Questions like "How much ridiculous bullshit can we cram into the last 20 minutes of a movie?"
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Okay, OKAY! I'll finish #6HeadedSharkAttack! Is that what you want, #FrightClub? Will that make you happy, you miserable pedants?!
Only kidding, I just wanna watch the rest of those losers die.
You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. Shark is in the water. With 6 friggin' heads no less. (Nite guys, it was fun.) #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
Now THAT was an improbable death! ๐ฆ ๐กโก๏ธ
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You don't like any of the characters tonight ๐
I like the guy with the wackadoo hair!
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Welp. Did not see that coming. And apparently neither did he. #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
Damn, movie. The drama is killing me. And she's got some strong legs to be able to swim out of a whirlpool. #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
This is off the coast of Ensenada, right? Shark could be having some killer fish tacos instead of these bozos. #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
That was very possibly the fastest break-up/make-up in bad shark movie history
But once again, a tender moment has been our characters' downfall
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Clearly a situation where there won't be only one.
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Welp, the BK's about to close and I'm pretty sure I know how this one's gonna end anyway. Thus, I depart.
See y'all next time.
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So like there are always 2 Siths there are always 6 heads. #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
Bruce x6 books it faster on land than in the water. #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
Land shark? The mind boggles. #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
"That thing has six heads. We have eight heads. We can outsmart it!"
I do not think that is how that works...
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I haven't had any ad breaks so far. Prime must be afraid of the #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
No! Not a one-two punch of Sharp Hips and Blond Jared Leto. #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
"We have eight heads. We can outsmart it!"
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I can't stop looking at Mr. Frizzo's hair. Now he's reminding me of the Heat Miser. #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
Yeah, it's weirdly underwhelming for something with a six-headed shark in it
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So the Shark is Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce? Should be teaching philosophy in the Australian Outback. #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
Wow, they are killing me with ads tonight, I just got to that
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That's kind of awesome ๐
Glad you piped up
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Unsafe Blood was the name of my Riot Grrl group back in college. #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
Con Man: Yeah, uh, getting sued is the least of my worries right now you morons
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Why would they not just swim to the rocks? It might take a little while to climb that hill and then hike over to the huts, but it would be a much shorter swim.
And there's a six-headed shark missing one of its heads in that water!
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Curses, sayeth the shark. Foiled again by too many heads. #6HeadedSharkAttack #FrightClub
The shark: OH YEAH? WATCH THIS!
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Sorry, not sorry ..... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
*snort* Opening titles.
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