Lady Gaga: "You don't understand, this is an Alaia!" Everyone else: "An a-what-a?" #redcarpet #clueless #ACToscars
"Wonderful job dear, but you didn't earn that title." Dame Judy Dench to "Lady" Gaga. #ACToscars
Next year, Don Cheadle will introduce a Best Picture nominee. #ACToscars
I feel mislead by the #oscarsowhite hashtag. Betty has not been seen ONCE. #ACToscars
Sienna Miller bought that dress at the Delia's closeout sale and hot glued a bunch of velvet bows and ruffles to it. #ACToscars
I would hate Sienna Miller's dress even if she didn't call my city Shitsburgh. #ACToscars
Tribble cape. 100% makes this broadcast worth it. #ACToscars
Richard Linklater got his hair done 12 years ago. #ACToscars
FOSSE! #shirleymcclaim #ACToscars
I am not going to make a pearl necklace joke because I like Lupita too much. #ACToscars
Thw back of Marion Cotillard's dress looks like a sushi costume for cats. #ACToscars
Watching the Oscars in standard def old 4:3 aspect. Harold Ramis got cut off of the edge, one last time. #egon #actoscars #ghostbusters
So you're Brad Pitt? That don't impress me much. #actoscars #Oscars2014 #oscars
20 Odd Feet Of Grunts From Stardom #actoscars #Oscars2014
Harrison Ford IS Neil Hamburger! #actoscars
What happened to The Invisible Woman anyway? That movie really disappeared! #actoscars