a brown dog is sitting on a blanket and looking at the camera with the words `` wait what ? '' ALT: a brown dog is sitting on a blanket and looking at the camera with the words `` wait what ? ''

#ANoteToMyselfReads K22 M1 YRN K2TOG YRN P3 K14

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"I'm only human after all"
"I'm only human, I make mistakes"
"Don't put the blame on me"

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Check that you are actually sober this time.

a man says " my dad was a toolmaker " in a video ALT: a man says " my dad was a toolmaker " in a video

#ANoteToMyselfReads don't announce pointless legislation..... Ooops

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Remember your old school song

"HI HO, HI HO, IT'S OFF TO SCHOOL WE GO
WE DO OUR SUMS, AND GET SMACKED BUMS
HI HO"

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Do not say exterminate.

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Remember you're a Womble.

#ANoteToMyselfReads Even though you told yourself that they're not all the same, they are.

#ANoteToMyselfReads nobody arms..stick yah moves up in the air..it's a mother sticking fuck up..

*handed to me by a dyslexic bank robber

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You've fought to survive your whole life and for what?

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SKCOLLOB

Bollocks, backwards

a woman is taking a selfie in front of a clock that has the hands on the numbers 1 and 12 ALT: a woman is taking a selfie in front of a clock that has the hands on the numbers 1 and 12

#ANoteToMyselfReads Smile!

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E, I, E,I , O

homer simpson from the simpsons is holding a napkin in his mouth and making a funny face . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is holding a napkin in his mouth and making a funny face .

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No hashtagging before 9am.

#ANoteToMyselfReads Don't present it like Neville Chamberlain

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#ANoteToMyselfReads Steal more stuff from the stationary cupboard.

a man in a suit says it 's 85% your fault ALT: a man in a suit says it 's 85% your fault

#ANoteToMyselfReads Blame someone else.

#ANoteToMyselfReads Two pints of Gold Top please.

Shit, that was for the milkman

a man with his eyes closed says " me ? snore ... " ALT: a man with his eyes closed says " me ? snore ... "

#ANoteToMyselfReads Try not to snore when sleeping at work.

#ANoteToMyselfReads Today announce the start of the new political party. The hashtag game party….

a cartoon character says i 'm normal in front of a computer ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm normal in front of a computer

#ANoteToMyselfReads Be normal.

#ANoteToMyselfReads Today Matthew, I shall be Frank Sinatra.

Who's Matthew?

#ANoteToMyselfReads Disregard all previous notes

#ANoteToMyselfReads Yesterday was Thursday

a cartoon character says i 'm going nuts on the screen ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm going nuts on the screen

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Don't talk to yourself or we'll both go mad.

#ANoteToMyselfReads Don't trust this man.

#ANoteToMyselfReads Don't write any more notes

#ANoteToMyselfReads itself on Alexa

#ANoteToMyselfReads The butler did it!

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It's Friday, it's time to meet up with Teri and Peter from Cork