"Lighthearted, bipartisan!"
Oh, that's so lame.
Republican #maga types
cry "Please be tame!"
It hurts their feelings,
they get all frowny
When old queens be spittin' bars
to make them look clowny.
#xoxo #arlegvalentines
#ARLegValentines
I'm spittin' bars over at the Nazi site today. It's #ArLegValentines day.
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Snark and puns are in the air for #ARLegValentines arkansasadvocate.com/2026/02/13/s...
Shot of bourbon in a Razorback glass next to an almost empty bottle of Woodford Reserve
Being blue in Darkansas taught me a terrible lesson.
My liver won’t survive another #arleg session.
#arlegvalentines
ARLeg bills to stifle citizen-initiated petitions
Bill advanced to abolish AR state library and PBS oversight boards
Many things we hold dear on the chopping block.
Something stinks to high heaven in Little Rock.
#arlegvalentines
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why aren't there rules for private schools too?
Public school students can't have their phones.
Now don't blame me, I voted for Jones.
@jonesforar.bsky.social #arpx #arlegvalentines
Roses are red. But Arkansas is blue.
I vote democrat and so should you.
#arpx #arlegvalentines
Wanna role play as the warden at a prison forced on the people of Franklin County tonight? #arlegvalentines
I love you more than Gov. Sanders loves fundraisers at Mar-A-Lago. #arlegValentines
Always watching, knees weak,
waiting for a certain state senator
to rise and speak
#ARlegValentines
Our love is solid and a matter of fact, good news for all it has no fiscal impact #ARLegValentines
If access to care is important to you,
Let's work together and and get HB1055 all the way through #arlegvalentines
I know you love me but I love you more, you can prove me wrong by sending my bills to the second floor #arlegvalentines
Animated gif of 6 hands representing multiple races, raised and holding ballots and 'vote' stickers or pins. Caption above the hands: democracy isn't a spectator sport
#ARlegValentines
How do I love thee?
There is but one way.
You will find out
On Primary Day.
It’s Valentines Day, and with your permission
We’d love for our kids to get real sex education.
Enough of your anti-choice propaganda
Our kids deserve facts, not Baby Olivia.
#arlegvalentines
Regnat Populus is the motto of our state
And it’s become a target of the ARLeg’s hate.
Arkansans are rightfully feeling blue
Because they’re stealing the Regnat away from you.
#arlegvalentines
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
#arleg has a treat for you-
Its unpasteurized milk, with a hint of bird flu! #arpx #arlegvalentines
image of Ark. Sec. of Education Jacob Oliva with the text: "how do I love thee? Let me count the ways... oh wait, I can't because you gutted public ed."
Image of Ark. Rep. Mary Bentley with the text: "Roses are red, experts are wise, but the "Meet Baby Olivia" video is filled with lies."
Image of Ark. Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the text: "Roses are red, teachers are stressed, thanks to LEARNS, students get less"
Image of the Ark. Supreme Court with the text: "Love's overrated, votes are too, let me just decide what's best for you"
Roses are red
Knids are vermicious
My wish for #arleg
Is that they be less viscous
#arlegvalentines with apologies to Roald Dahl
Rose are red
Let’s not make it a thing
But that sweet FOIA bill
Made me agree with Bryan King.
#arlegvalentines
Listenin to you
my heart rate’s all arisen
The way you fight and push back
against those plans for that prison
#ARlegValentines
Your smile, like a sunrise,
what a sight for the sore-eyed
Aren’t we so lucky, my love
our drinkin water’s got fluoride
#ARlegValentines
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Arkansas Senator Breanne Davis defunds public schools,
And wears Tom Cotton too. #arlegvalentines
One night only—
—let’s not get sentimental
This love, like this house,
is a short-term rental
#ARlegValentines
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Arkansas Rep David Ray hates transparency,
And dresses in drag too. #arlegvalentines
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuckabee mainlines Ozempic
And has brain worms too. #arlegvalentines
“Our love burns hotter than the Reichstag Fire…” #arlegvalentines
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Dear #arleg, we see what you're trying to do.
A grab for power, a move to control,
But we, the people, won’t let you achieve that goal.
Our rights to govern, our freedoms to keep,
In the heart of democracy, deeply we weep. #arlegvalentines #arpx