I wish somebody would have let me know, because we totally could have hammered it out at the summit! #asean2012 #cambodia
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So I just heard something about a fight over the South China Sea? Has anyone else heard about this? #asean2012 #cambodia
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Hey China: I'm super corrupt, and this is crazy, but I could use some cash--call me, perhaps? #cambodia #asean2012 #SorryBarry
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Meanwhile, China texted, "Forget that loser. Come party in our room!" #cambodia #asean2012
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I asked Barry to karaoke with me in the VIP tonight, but he begged off, even though he was boasting about his pipes. .( #cambodia #asean2012
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The things that he was interested in weren't at all humorous. #obamasnotinterested #cambodia #asean2012
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I asked Barry for some of those awesome drones, and he did me one better by giving me 100 totally stealthy drones. #cambodia #asean2012
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The sultan of Brunei was totes jealous that Barry and I were so close. #cambodia #asean2012 #haters http://tmblr.co/Zm8kFvXeQFdi
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I think this image sends a clear message to the opposition. #cambodia #asean2012 #LOLRainsy http://tmblr.co/Zm8kFvXeI55I
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That's the last time I force Mu Sochua to tailor my shirt. #cambodia #asean2012 #nothatfat http://tmblr.co/Zm8kFvXeFHTV
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What an evening! I can't express how awesome that was. Barry totally stymied Chea Sim's crafty dungeon-mastering. #Cambodia #asean2012
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Hopefully the U.S. scolding will only take a couple minutes, because this D&D adventure isn't going to conquer itself. #cambodia #ASEAN2012
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Also, China read @laurencro's article and let me know that none of that shit is a problem, so either way, I'm covered! #cambodia #ASEAN2012
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OMG you guys! Barry and Sweet Hillary are almost here! Hide the poor people! Break out the Muscle Wine! #Cambodia #ASEAN2012
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This summit's karaoke apocalypse might just prove the Mayans right. #cambodia #ineedalozenge #Asean2012
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My speech was originally titled "Let's Bend Over And Take One in the Ass for China, OK? No Problem?" #ASEAN2012 #cambodia
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As for the the whirlwind Hillary visit, well, a gentleman never tells. #secondbase #cambodia #Asean2012 #sellary
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Sorry that South China Sea thing didn't work out, but everyone knows who's really to blame...Brunei. #cambodia #Asean2012
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While she was shaking my hand, however, she was singing En Vogue's "Never Gonna Get It" under her breath. #cambodia #Asean2012
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