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ABSURDISM 101™ (#April15th #TaxDay edition):

The monkey wanted to pick the fleas out of his ass, but fear of the Internal Revenue Service's definition of "gross income" restrained his desires relative to this activity.

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ABSURDISM 101™: Prostrate on a dirt floor littered with hundreds of discarded candy wrappers in a secluded cabin in the woods, dying diabetic Dan pondered whether he should have published his thesis explaining why God is an Emperor penguin named "Lord Buttercheeks."

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