The Warrior Ethos vs. The Portland Frogs: Why Absurdity is Our Most Essential Defense. As federal agents face nude bike riders and unicorn costumes, the USDOSP declares absurdity the new standard of public defense. A study on the geopolitical utility of the inflatable frog.

The Frog-Suited Resistance proved the ultimate defense. Federal agents trained for terror are defeated by the sight of a man in an axolotl costume. Absurdity is the only effective weapon. #FrogSuits #Portland #AbsurdityShield #USDOSP