FIRST AMENDMENT FAIL: Pentagon Demands Loyalty Pledge. Shitposting Tribune Says ‘No.’ Defense Secretary Hegseth demands media sign a pledge to only publish 'authorized' material. The Shitposting Tribune proudly joins the boycott, citing our constitutional right to be loud and wrong.

We refused the Pentagon's loyalty oath. "The First Amendment isn't about civility. It's about being a constitutional nuisance."

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#PressFreedom #Pentagon #USDOSP #FirstAmendment

The Warrior Ethos vs. The Portland Frogs: Why Absurdity is Our Most Essential Defense. As federal agents face nude bike riders and unicorn costumes, the USDOSP declares absurdity the new standard of public defense. A study on the geopolitical utility of the inflatable frog.

The Frog-Suited Resistance proved the ultimate defense. Federal agents trained for terror are defeated by the sight of a man in an axolotl costume. Absurdity is the only effective weapon. #FrogSuits #Portland #AbsurdityShield #USDOSP

Official Announcement: The U.S. Department of Shitposting (USDOSP) confirms we are 100% operational during the government shutdown.

We are fully funded by public cynicism & our budget just increased. Our work continues, uninterrupted.

#ShutdownProof #USDOSP #Shitposting #EssentialServices