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"I remember one Christmas Day, the best Christmas of my life in fairness, when I sat with a bottle of champagne, a can of tuna, and I watched The Great Escape, Where Eagles Dare and The Guns of Navarone. Back-to-back-to-back." #accidentalpartridge
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BBC live text of England vs. Uruguay: 21:00 GMT Get Involved “I'm glad I decided to read my book after 20 minutes. It's not a very good book but it's a lot better than the football” Pat, Birmingham
It’s certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab! (Which actually improves with every read.) #AccidentalPartridge
Don't sing Susan it sounds baaaaad! #accidentalpartridge #totp
How do you get seen on BlueSky?
Does it require risqué content?
Best I can do right now is this Alan Partridge inspired slate sign.
Available now, at Littlewoods... I mean Spoonlagoon.net
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A still from Monty Python’s Flying Circus (1969-1974), in which a formal, suited John Cleese sits behind a desk, newsreader style, on a beach with the tide coming in, and utters the immortal lines: “And now for something completely different.”
Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan) pitches wildly to BBC Chief Commissioning Editor Tony Hayers (David Schneider, off screen) over a lunch which includes increasingly desperate terrible programme ideas (such as ‘Monkey Tennis’). From I’m Alan Partridge S1 E1, ‘A Room with an Alan’ (1997).
Rex: “Adam reckons we might be better forgetting about cricket and doing something completely different.”
Eddie: “Monkey Tennis?” #TheArchers #MontyPython #AlanPartridge #AccidentalPartridge
Scott Hastings: “If you’re sitting at home, get up off your sofa and start applauding these tremendous rugby players!” #AccidentalPartridge #SixNations
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MAGAs watching Fox still don’t know he refused to take his cap off 🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
"Something like Cheeses Of The World, where I travel to Africa and Asia and talk to people about cheese.” "I'm putting it out there, because I'm going to make it happen."
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Idea for a TV programme. Question Time Lord. A weekly show that travels the country with an invited panel and audience entirely devoted to answering and discussing Dr Who related questions....
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That guy who became today’s Bluesky Main Character when he boasted about still using “””X””” for its economic analysis. #AccidentalPartridge
Surely it's like a traction engine?
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Quote reads: "You get a lot of people that like to write you off as soon as you reach 40, it's all downhill from there, is what you hear," she said. "I think Elana and I are both proof that that's not true.""
Loving this reaction from gold medallist in the women's monobob, Elana Meyers Taylor (aged 41 and a half) #AccidentalPartridge
"This top 10's gonna be shook up like a game of Boggle!" #accidentalpartridge
This could only be more #AccidentalPartridge if someone dropped a cow from that bridge
Incredible #AccidentalPartridge here.
Enjoying the Olympics snowboard half-pipe commentary. "Just take your telly outside and whack it with a rolled-up newspaper, cos it's about to dump a huge load of snowboarding on you!" #accidentalpartridge