#MascotBowl4 finals results, Day 3:
Now here's a story all about how a lead got flipped, turned upside down—
Zanganóplita (🏛️ #AcropolitanosMAN) 26 (+16)
Saunigozo (🛁 #TermalesCOA) 19 (+2)
Can Zanganóplita break the 50-vote barrier *three* times? Vote!
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Slide showing the Day Two results for the finals of Mascot Bowl IV: The Liga Betances champion—Saunigozo, the comfy cat—is currently leading the Liga Hostos champion, Zanganóplita, the clueless manatee, 17-10.
#MascotBowl4 finals results, Day 2:
Saunigozo (🛁 #TermalesCOA) 17
Zanganóplita (🏛️ #AcropolitanosMAN) 10
Was that what you expected? Yeah, us neither. The #Myrmanateedons haven't shown up in this round—but we know they're out there.
Are you one of them? Then vote!
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A slide for the Day One results from the Round of Eight, which is exactly, uh, what it sounds like. In Liga Betances, Curricanoso, the grizzled sea otter with a dead fish, is beating the absolute metal out of Formotín, the liberatory woodpecker, 24-4. We think Formotín has a shot, but we wouldn't be shocked if he's in black and white by tomorrow. Also in Liga Betances, Dialborozo, the bright-eyed sun, is currently in a tight match with Saunigozo, the comfy cat, which it is losing 15-12 despite being the higher seed. In Liga Hostos, things are very tense: Tandatómica, the lithium atom, and Buhonrado, the stately owl, are *tied* at 13-13. Also in Liga Hostos, Zanganóplita, the clueless manatee, has officially defeated Guaplumetón, the romantic quill, 25-3. We're not even bothering to keep the mystery going here.
We weren't expecting to call a race this early, but y'all decided the 🏛️ #AcropolitanosMAN didn't even deserve a little excitement.
That's an upset of the #1 seed 📜 #PoetasTOA, but there's 3 races still within reach! If your guy's behind—WHIP 👏 THOSE 👏 VOTES 👏!
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A bracket ad showing where the different contestants stand for Mascot Bowl IV. In Liga Betances, #4 seed Potremura, the bold steed, has fallen to #5 Formotín, the liberatory woodpecker, which will now face #1 Curricanoso, the grizzled otter. #3 Saunigozo, the cozy cat, has beaten #6 Vueltáspide, the healing snake, and now faces #2 Dialborozo, the bright-eyed sun. In Liga Hostos, #5 Zanganóplita the clueless manatee absolutely romped on #4 Navatajón, the flaming knife, and now faces #1 Guaplumetón, the living quill, while #6 Tandatómica, the happy lithium atom, has defeated #3 Esferinata, the balloon cow, and now faces #2 Buhonrado, the illustrious owl.
After the Preliminary Round, here's the #MascotBowl4 bracket.
🔴 BETANCES:
#5 ⚖️ #LibertadoresGUY vs. #1 🎣 #PescadoresSAL
#3 🛁 #TermalesCOA vs.
#2 ☀️ #SolesLUQ.
🔷 HOSTOS:
#5 🏛️ #AcropolitanosMAN vs.
#1 📜 #PoetasTOA
#6 ⚙️ #IngenierosRIN vs.
#2 🦉 #IlustresBRR.
As of Day 3, we have our first official result:
With a 44-11 lead through three days—a record for the preliminary round—Zanganóplita (🏛️ #AcropolitanosMAN) has defeated Navatajón (🪓 #TumbabrazosCAR).
We do not consider any of the other races done. 36 hours left!
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Trading card for Zanganóplita, the mascot of the Acropolitanos de Manatí, whose light blue “M” logo in classical serif font sits on a hot pink league flap. Zanganóplita is a cyan manatee that could not possibly look derpier, with a hot pink back, tail and spear, which is tipped in the same bronze as the edge of its helmet. Its small black eyes have no idea what the hell it’s going to do with that spear. It’s a Ground/Water type, with the following moves: Wave Crash (Water), Splishy Splash (Water), Spikes (Ground), Slack Off (Normal). The card itself is blue, with white striping.
Hostos #5: Zanganóplita
(🏛️ #AcropolitanosMAN)
It's a cyan manatee with hot pink armor. We rest our case.