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Oh the stoplight was in front of an elementary school. And this happened during recess.
#actuallyhappened.
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He sent me a picture of the bottom half. His sex gland had a bow on it and he had tinsel around his bollocks. #ActuallyHappened #SoErotic
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"So, how are you holding up?"
"Fine fine perfectly fine!"
"Did you just... put a soda in the microwave?"
"No I di-- OMG!"
#ActuallyHappened
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"So, how are you holding up?"
"Fine fine perfectly fine!"
"Did you just... put a soda in the microwave?"
"No I di-- OMG!"
#ActuallyHappened
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"Hello? Is this the anonymous tip hotline?"
"Yes sir, your tip is very important! Can I have your name and number please?"
*Click*
#ActuallyHappened
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"Hello? Is this the anonymous tip hotline?"
"Yes sir, your tip is very important! Can I have your name and number please?"
_Click_
#ActuallyHappened
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![Gamerdog bathwater [STREAM HIATUS]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:66n7s3l6hnnnpffjq5k4r4og/bafkreibdmtsdxfq74ngxknebfhifzhaf346437ryg52hqmjmlsivv22cpy)
Tired of seeing this supposed "furry Jesus" everywhere, when he's actually a massive dick who mocks people for being "poor if they don't have an iPhone.
Don't meet your heros folks.
#vent #actuallyhappened #itwasjustamovie
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"Are you sure you want to call me that?" "Im sorry, what would you prefer I call you?" "Captain America" #actuallyhappened #gooddayatwork
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Today's mental image: The Los Angeles Symphony Orchestra, crammed into a living room, being conducted by Groucho Marx #actuallyhappened
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