Kid 1 to Kid 2: I love you mate, but you need to shut up.
Kid 2: What? Why?! *bouncing up and down in his seat*
Kid 1: Hands up everyone who wants Miss to slap him.
*entire class raises hands*
Me: *shrug* Sorry kid, it's a democracy.
Kid in the back: Yaay democracy!
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You've seen of dog zoomies and cat zoomies. But have you ever seen ANT ZOOMIES! #AdventuresInTeaching
A kid: *has their Gimkit character named Fetty Wap*
Me: What do y’all know about Fetty Wap
A kid: He greeted me very kindly. He was like, “Hey, what’s up? Hello.”
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I’m taking a course this week-Agriculture in the Classroom. My hope is that it helps me lead our school through adventures in school gardening and thinking about how we can help students deal with food insecurity through teaching them life skills. #sketchnotes #agriculture #adventuresinteaching
Congrats to the class of 2025, especially these 5 kiddos! They were the core members of my modern band class and I could not have asked for a better group of students to pilot my class with! Best of luck to them. Don't forget me when y'all win a GRAMMY or something 🤣
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Selfie of me wearing a red tuxedo jacket with black lapels, over a white tuxedo shirt with a black bow tie that has white polkadots. I am holding up a cup of milk tea that is pink.
When you bring your concert black to the cleaners, forgetting you have a concert that week, you make it work and treat yourself to some boba
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Computer book cover
Copyright information showing book on computers is from 1985
When books on computers are turning 40... it's time for them to go! #adventuresinteaching
Spent the morning working with a student who needs help with math and who reads best in Spanish.
So, in short, I'm helping her understand a subject that is not my forte while semi-translating in a language I can semi-read.
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Ever wish you could fix that email BEFORE it got to someone? Just changed your mind on sending? This video will help you change the setting (up to 30 seconds!) to avoid those emails you wish you hadn't sent! youtu.be/CVseWGtNPKA?... #teachertips #adventuresinteaching
I found a book stuck behind a shelf today. The book? Nonfiction book on missing children. The irony! #adventuresinteaching
Is your classroom getting too noisy and you want something to help get them quiet? Check out Classroom Zen classroomzen.com. It has lots of features that work towards calming the class. Brain breaks, noise meters, and more. It's free! #adventuresinteaching #teachertips
Media center finds are always a trip down memory lane. I forgot about Windows 2000 until I was clearing out outdated software. #adventuresinteaching
7th grader just asked me my age, underestimated by a decade and a half, asked if I was single and if I want a man “that’s got bread” and is looking at me like she’s about to set me up with her uncle or something?
Actually, not opposed.
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#edusky
I don't know which music teachers need to hear this, but please do NOT use "edging" to teach even duple eighth notes in your rhythm learning activities #AdventuresInTeaching
Me: "Happy last day of school, kids! Let's make it a great one, yeah?"
2nd grader: "What could possibly go wrong?"
Me: "Shut the fuck up, kid."
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2nd graders playing free-for-all tag: *screaming, running, playing*
The hyper-competitive, neurodivergent kid: "Imma tag all these motherfuckers."
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Staff restroom has a sliding sign on the door that currently says, "in use".
I present Schrödinger's Restroom. The sign may say "empty" or "in use". There may or may not be a person inside the restroom, no matter what the sign says. But in any case, if one knocks on the door, they're a jackass.
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HS Student: "Bryan, you Black?"
Me: "No, I'm Korean."
Student: "I heard that we all descended from Africa, so you got some Black."
Did I just get invited to #TheCookout?
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