Simon reached the podium, and then marked his territory and took a huge stress dump behind it.

At first I thought that was another medal for Canada but then I remembered he’s an Irish terrier so @booshmeister.bsky.social has caused a diplomatic incident with a trusted NATO partner.

#AgentProblems

Next time, I’ll sell them Monopoly houses instead. Apparently, I’m not qualified. 🫡 #RealEstateDrama #RealEstateHumor #AgentProblems #Memes #AgentLife