My metabolism is on the run.
And I’m chasing it with everything I’ve got.
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I’m Not Aging Gracefully. I’m Aging Pettily. I’m not getting wiser. I’m just keeping receipts.

I’m not aging gracefully.
I’m aging pettily—and with style.
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