Airport Finally Solves Luggage Mystery; Bags Now Practicing Self-Driving Skills #LostLuggage #MiracleAirport #WhereIsMyBag #TravelMystery #AirportSatire By: TheJestPress.com **This Airport Hasn’t Lost a Single Piece of Luggage in Over 30 Years 🤯** In what aviation experts are calling either “a modern miracle” or “highly suspicious,” the little-known Port Maple International Airport claims it hasn’t lost a single piece of luggage in over three decades. While other airports mechanically yeet your checked bag into the void between “departed” and “never seen again,” Port Maple says their baggage handling record is 100%—a figure matched only by those airports that demand carry-on only, and your mother’s living room.

Airport Finally Solves Luggage Mystery; Bags Now Practicing Self-Driving Skills

#LostLuggage #MiracleAirport #WhereIsMyBag #TravelMystery #AirportSatire By: TheJestPress.com **This Airport Hasn’t Lost a Single Piece of Luggage in Over 30 Years 🤯** In what aviation experts are calling either “a…