Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...

@mcsweeneys.net tells us why Santa finally decided to be a taker, and not a maker. #AllAboutHim #BigBeautifulBallroom

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but his friend getting carjacked got his attention.
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Yup! This ‘bout sums it up! #doesntGAF #allabouthim #POSPOTUS

Nothing he loves better! #narcissist #allabouthim

I still can't get used to Trump's bizarre and rambling speeches. #allabouthim

Every other president - "What can I do?"

Donald Trump - "I want."
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@alwayzintruble was one of my biggest peeves with my ex. He refused to hold my hair, bc then it was like he was serving me. #ALLABOUTHIM