Autocorrected 'duck' to something entirely different in front of your boss

Told the Chairman that word is actually a disruptive acronym for "Future Unicorn Cash King." He was speechless (intimidated by my intellect). It’s not a typo, it’s a paradigm shift. We are fully gruntled. 🦄💰 #TypoTitan #AlphaAcronyms #AutocorrectFails