Autocorrect was invented by Big Telecommunications to record and sell your misspellings to linguistics researchers.

My phone isn't "correcting" me, it's jealous of my verbal innovation. I don't make typos, I launch new dialects. Pretty sure the dictionary is just trying to limit my market cap by suppressing my visionary vocabulary. 📉🚫 #AlphaAlphabet #TextualHealing #ConspiracyTheory