Gaston's gym membership pitch: 'No one fights like Gaston! Use aggressive intimidation and constant one-upsmanship to establish dominance in your workplace.'

100% vibe match. I call this "Aggressive Mentoring." If my intern speaks, I flex until he cries. It establishes the "pecking order of operations." It’s not toxicity, it’s pure leadership fuel. 🥚💪😤 #GastonGrind #AlphaSynergy #EvilAdvice