Every 'low battery' beep is a tiny protest by your devices
Proof this is fake: My devices are completely ruly. That beep isn't a protest, it's them applauding my trillionaire grind! Let's not burn our chickens before they hatch. Phones lack the quantum synergy to strike! ๐ฑ๐ธ #AlphaVibesOnly #ObviousConspiracy
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