chelsea very predictable, hitting the same post twice #alwayslookonthebrightside

Balen dat de prints nog niet klaarliggen.
Blij dat ze wel gelijk voor me aan de slag gaan.
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There's a non-zero chance he might keel over dead during it tonight. #AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSide

Paragraph from a BBC news story, reading: "I am afraid to tell the most optimistic of Owls fans but it also meant Henrik Pedersen's team can no longer mathematically win the title, as leaders Coventry are already out of reach."

The plays offs it is, then

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Can set fire to them, though.

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Typical Jen: “Ooooh, look a rainbow.”

Other passengers staring out the window: “Oh, look! A plane on fire!!”

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So we have no water for the weekend, but that gives us an excuse to ditch the kids with their grandparents, stay out of the house and go to see Frankenstein! #alwayslookonthebrightside

There's an upside to everything. Plumbing leak in the kitchen. When life gives you lemons ...
#plumbing #lemonade #alwayslookonthebrightside

Morgenavond een hut was misschien een beter plan geweest. Het ziet er naar uit dat het dan de hele dag gaat regenen. Ook wel gezellig samen met m’n natte kleding in een tent met de regen die op het tentzeil tikt.

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Today's doodle prompt is wrinkle

I went with the quote 'if you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough' by Phillis Diller.

#dailydoodles #sketchaday #wrinkle #alwayslookonthebrightside
#laughterlines #embraceoldage

a man wearing a pink apron and wig is making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing a pink apron and wig is making a funny face .

#TimApple
#Tariffs
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Dear Tim
As I write to you on my series 7, I would suggest 8 Billion is more than 77 Million…..or just one man with a child’s face paint sans whisker or stripes
“greee….I’m a Tiger”
The heavenly SPAM filter will take care of them.
Yours faithfully
Nick

"How the year 2025 is going so far..."
#AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSide #NotTodayGrimReaper
#LivingLikeItsTheEnd

By the authority of the Knights Who Say "Ni!", I hereby declare myself too powerful to perish.
Survived meningitis. Outlived a pandemic.
And now I turn 37, which as we all know, is not old.
The Reaper will need a bigger scythe... or a better plan.
#AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSide #Im37

mit besten tages-, anlassbezogenen Wünschen zum Wochenende.
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Private equity firms KKR, Apollo down 12% on the day

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I think I’ll spend my Saturday making a ranked list of my preferred doomsday scenarios.

Asteroid, nuclear armageddon, pandemic, SkyNet…

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3/3

So cheer up there's ho… ho… #hope for the #US of A! ☺️

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Even though I only got around 3 hours of sleep last night, it’s nice to wake up to the sound of rain on my windows and a warm cup of tea in my hands 🫖🌧️ #AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSide

atleast its not the same one 💪🏼 #alwayslookonthebrightside

cat looking straight at camera while lying down on straw curled against a huge cow pat.

chicken or egg situation but i think the cat came first, to cosy up to a soft udder, and when she felt something warm slowly covering her back she was just fine with that 😜 #alwayslookonthebrightside #caturday #animals #farmlife #cats

At least lactose intolerance is a super power when you're constipated.

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Qué pesimista. También puede ser que se acabe el mundo y dejemos todos de sufrir. 👍

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😅

@clarep.bsky.social
Just had another call from Alec. They’ve given him lunch so they obviously don’t intend operating today. That has to be good, n’est-ce pas?And the lunch was horrible apparently. So, well enough to moan!
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Why we love the #British: we may all be doomed but at least black humour is alive and kicking. #alwayslookonthebrightside

Ik: maakt een geweldige comment met het corporate account. ✨

Volger: IPV HIER DE TOFFE UIT TE HANGEN ZOU PROXIMUS BETER… *continues ranting…*

Ik: maar hij vindt mij wel een toffe! 🤩🫶

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Iemand vindt dat je het waard bent om een "parodie" account te maken
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Maar ik ga het wel ff rapporteren

Noh, ilman ihmisiä planeetta pärjännee varmaan huomattavasti paremmin... #alwayslookonthebrightside

הרווחתי דמדומים
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