Amazon Axes Toys After New Jersey’s Governor Declares Playtime Illegal #Satire #AmazonBans #ToyTrouble #NewJerseyNews #OutlawedObjects By: TheJestPress.com **Amazon Bans Sale of "These Toys" After New Jersey Declares All-Out War on Fun** In a move shocking to children, nostalgic adults, and emotionally stunted toy collectors everywhere, Amazon has officially banned the sale of “these toys”—yes, those very toys—thanks to a groundbreaking new law signed by New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy this week.

Amazon Axes Toys After New Jersey’s Governor Declares Playtime Illegal

#Satire #AmazonBans #ToyTrouble #NewJerseyNews #OutlawedObjects By: TheJestPress.com **Amazon Bans Sale of "These Toys" After New Jersey Declares All-Out War on Fun** In a move shocking to children, nostalgic adults, and…