"Don't make me have Pete bomb a bunch a kids! I'd rather f--"*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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"And if my wife dies, it's not a dealbreaker but if she dies, then great!" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump #Iran
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"Just tell me she's hot. If she's hot I can at least overlook her age..." #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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"I said I wondered whether or not NATO would help out pedophiles." #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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"Trump better let us write our names on the missiles shooting into schools!" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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"And thanks for waiting for me to attack trans youth. Took a while, I know." #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump #SOTU
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Also Trump Trump Trump, Trump Trumpy Trumppity Trump, Trump Trumpy Trump Trump. #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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"If he sounds like a dictator sometimes, it's 'cause he knows he touched kids!" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku
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It doesn't help when gun nuts don't know what to shoot if not each other. #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku
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Send a Trump flip off to a family member who's gone no-contact! #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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"Now don't forget to work together just so I can knock that shit down too!" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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Now let's put out stories about putting old people on wight loss pills! #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
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"Let me do my dance while you wait for two -grand checks you damn socialists!" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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"I know who to blame! probably Somalia with their non-tarrffs!" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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"Look at those wide eyes! Don't they exude feelings of job security?" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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"Whoever heard of voting for cheaper prices and better living?!?" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #ZohranMamdani
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"Now watch as we build a ballroom over the graves of your families!" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump #Clinton
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"When I tell people all this, they say 'Oh, Jesus.' so now that's more proof!" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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"No Laughs? Who knew there'd be so many nuclears in the audience?" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #Trump
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"You see this photo and think I don't look thirty? That's also hate speech!" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #PamBondi
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"And these protesters protesting peacefully? We're taking on peace next!" #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku
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