For the U.S. trade war, the U.S. has tariffs on penguins but not on Russia. There a penguin with a tariff and a box with the Russian flag that has no tariffs

It’s not a joke. Penguins have been tariffed and not Russia.

#USPolitics
#PolicyParadox
#TariffTrouble
#AmericanLogic
#SelectiveSanctions
#PenguinProblems
#NoTariffsForRussia
#TariffThePenguins
#BirdsOverBorders
#TradeWarAbsurdity

If you kill everyone off, you don’t have to worry about healthcare. Duh. 🙄
#americanlogic

international internet is a national security threat but bringing weapons of war with you to the grocery store is totally great #americanlogic

#AmericanLogic:

GET FAT: buy bigger clothes, dont lose weight.
HAVE TOO MUCH SHIT: build more shelves, dont get rid of anything.
BITCH ABOUT INFLATION AND HIGHER PRICES ON EVERYTHING: elect a fucking moron whose gonna raise taxes and cause even more inflation and a crashing economy.

Imagine thinking that we need to take red dye out of foods to save everyone instead of just giving people access to health care

#Americanlogic

One side insists Toledo is a city in Ohio. The other shames idiots who don’t know it’s a citadel in Spain. #americanlogic