How’s this BS supposed to be news❓🤷🏼♂️
I tell you who would be genuinely stunned and very shocked..
The Constituents of Clacton if Farage did a walk about in the Town.. or Constituency other than rocking up for 5 minutes to do a photoshoot and then scoot to #AnywhereButClacton
Another Friday gone, another missed opportunity to do your job as MP for Clacton, Nigel Farage.
#AnywhereButClacton
OMG Thomas Skinner is tonight's Reform stunt double for Farage in...
/checks notes
... Clacton.
TOM SKINNER 😂🤣 😂 😳
#AnywhereButClacton #bbcqt
#BBCQT comes from #Clacton this evening, but the man with the most appearances on the show won’t be there.
Nigel #AnywhereButClacton Farage will be in Sunderland.
You’d think he’d relish the opportunity to be on the programme in his own constituency!
#Clacton #Essex
#ReformUK Ltd.
Farage follows the ABC rule. It stands for Anywhere But Clacton. #AnywhereButClacton
Don! Don! Don! 😂👏 #AnywhereButClacton
Attempted trip to the Chagos islands, ended up in the Maldives, now at Mar-A-Lago... with Nigel Farage it is #AnywhereButClacton.
Farage Chagos story stinks! #FactChecked
1) it's 700 miles from Maldives not 300
2) 6 days sailing assuming 10 knots for 24 hours a day, not 1 day
3) if yacht departed Malé on Saturday he'd miss Thursday's #GortonAndDenton by-election
4) #AnywhereButClacton
HT @TheCraneReport
50 Days into 2026 and Nigel Farage has posted about Clacton just twice...
Once about attending an annual business forum, and the other (a week later) about the local paper reporting on him attending the same annual business forum
#AnywhereButClacton
But #Farage isn't at home, he's jetting around the world grifting. #AnywhereButClacton.
Treasonous Farage on Russia Today. Banned in the UK.
Farage already knows what the outcome will be.
The treasonous twat.
#AnywhereButClacton
Coming from the biggest grifter in Britain.
Farage can fuck right off!
#AnywhereButClacton #FarageIsAFanny
Farage is:
1) The most forgetful person in Britain
2) The biggest liar in Britain
#FarageIsAFanny #AnywhereButClacton
So that’s why he went to Davos - To fanboy for Trump #AnywhereButClacton
Think we should have a whip around and buy the constituents of Clacton one of these for PMQ today. Likely more effective representing them.
#AnywhereButClacton
Reform UK’s 2026 Hangover
Nigel Farage still has the question of why he hasn’t bought a house in Clacton hanging over him.
#AnywhereButClacton
Reform UK’s 2026 Hangover
Nigel Farage still has the question of why he hasn’t bought a house in Clacton hanging over him.
#AnywhereButClacton
Reform UK Review 2025
The #AnywhereButClacton Tour continued with Farage spending more time in the US, Europe and anywhere in the UK but the constituency that voted him in as an MP.
He also eluded Parliament.
Reform UK Review 2025
Nigel Farage spends more time working outside Parliament than inside Parliament.
No doubt he thinks he’s sticking it to the man.
Only the man is Clacton.
#AnywhereButClacton
Reform UK Review 2025
Nigel Farage earns £511,000 as a presenter for GBNews when he should be serving the constituents who voted for him and on whose behalf he is paid a salary as the MP for Clacton.
#AnywhereButClacton
Reform UK Review 2025
Nigel Farage spends more time working outside Parliament than inside Parliament.
No doubt he thinks he’s sticking it to the man.
Only the man is Clacton.
#AnywhereButClacton
