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Another Friday gone, another missed opportunity to do your job as MP for Clacton, Nigel Farage.

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OMG Thomas Skinner is tonight's Reform stunt double for Farage in...
/checks notes
... Clacton.
TOM SKINNER πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ πŸ˜‚ 😳
#AnywhereButClacton #bbcqt

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#BBCQT comes from #Clacton this evening, but the man with the most appearances on the show won’t be there.
Nigel #AnywhereButClacton Farage will be in Sunderland.
You’d think he’d relish the opportunity to be on the programme in his own constituency!
#Clacton #Essex
#ReformUK Ltd.

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#AnywhereButClacton.

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Farage follows the ABC rule. It stands for Anywhere But Clacton. #AnywhereButClacton

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Don! Don! Don! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ #AnywhereButClacton

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Attempted trip to the Chagos islands, ended up in the Maldives, now at Mar-A-Lago... with Nigel Farage it is #AnywhereButClacton.

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#AnywhereButWestminister
#AnywhereButClacton
#AnywhereTrumpWantsMe

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Farage Chagos story stinks! #FactChecked
1) it's 700 miles from Maldives not 300
2) 6 days sailing assuming 10 knots for 24 hours a day, not 1 day
3) if yacht departed MalΓ© on Saturday he'd miss Thursday's #GortonAndDenton by-election
4) #AnywhereButClacton
HT @TheCraneReport

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February 2026: Maldives

#AnywhereButClacton

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February 2026: Maldives

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50 Days into 2026 and Nigel Farage has posted about Clacton just twice...

Once about attending an annual business forum, and the other (a week later) about the local paper reporting on him attending the same annual business forum

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But #Farage isn't at home, he's jetting around the world grifting. #AnywhereButClacton.

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Treasonous Farage on Russia Today. Banned in the UK.

Treasonous Farage on Russia Today. Banned in the UK.

Farage already knows what the outcome will be.

The treasonous twat.
#AnywhereButClacton

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Coming from the biggest grifter in Britain.

Farage can fuck right off!
#AnywhereButClacton #FarageIsAFanny

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Farage is:

1) The most forgetful person in Britain
2) The biggest liar in Britain

#FarageIsAFanny #AnywhereButClacton

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So that’s why he went to Davos - To fanboy for Trump #AnywhereButClacton

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Think we should have a whip around and buy the constituents of Clacton one of these for PMQ today. Likely more effective representing them.

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Reform UK’s 2026 Hangover

Nigel Farage still has the question of why he hasn’t bought a house in Clacton hanging over him.

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Reform UK’s 2026 Hangover

Nigel Farage still has the question of why he hasn’t bought a house in Clacton hanging over him.

#AnywhereButClacton

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Reform UK Review 2025

The #AnywhereButClacton Tour continued with Farage spending more time in the US, Europe and anywhere in the UK but the constituency that voted him in as an MP.

He also eluded Parliament.

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Reform UK Review 2025

Nigel Farage spends more time working outside Parliament than inside Parliament.

No doubt he thinks he’s sticking it to the man.

Only the man is Clacton.

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Reform UK Review 2025

Nigel Farage earns Β£511,000 as a presenter for GBNews when he should be serving the constituents who voted for him and on whose behalf he is paid a salary as the MP for Clacton.

#AnywhereButClacton

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Reform UK Review 2025

Nigel Farage spends more time working outside Parliament than inside Parliament.

No doubt he thinks he’s sticking it to the man.

Only the man is Clacton.

#AnywhereButClacton

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Reform UK Review 2025

Nigel Farage earns Β£511,000 as a presenter for GBNews when he should be serving the constituents who voted for him and on whose behalf he is paid a salary as the MP for Clacton.

#AnywhereButClacton

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