@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social and I are #AppleBluesky or #AppleSky

So ashamed I was autocorrected to “Tim Cool” instead of “Tim Cook.” There is absolutely nothing cool about that peanut-counting goober. I hated working for a company that he led.

So, to be clear: Tim Cook is a peanut-counting uncool goober and Apple execs are butt-sniffing goons.

#AppleBlueSky

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I am so excited for the #AppleEvent on 9/9 😍 #apple #applebluesky #techbluesky #tech #iPhone

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