#Astariveena Thinking about it, Astarion has quite the work tailored for him with Yvendria. He keeps the horrors (her) at bay from scheming absolutely abhorrent stuff by being incredibly entertaining to her.
And causing lesser evils instead.
#Astariveena musing about how even though Yvendria knows in her heart that Astarion is by no means a strategic genius, she admires his skills as a rogue. From his knowledge on poison making to how he can make like a ghost and strike at the right time with surgical precision. >
#Astariveena Astarion loves getting his very evil waifu very beautiful hoof covers because she's gorgeous in his eyes and she deserves pretty things to "accentuate her charms".
He tells the goldsmith "your pieces should feel honored to be worn by my wife 💅"
#nsfw #astariveena if Astarion, in one of his multiple divorces with goatwife, tried to have a one night stand with somebody else after being used to the grippy wigglers, he'd go like "wait why am I not being wrung like a rag and squeezed like a toothpaste tube this is such a scam I miss her" >
#Astariveena Astarion is always missing his wife, if she left for 5 seconds to fetch something, it's yearning time.
But she also misses him, gone out questing for two hours she is, and she sees a random rogue threatening someone, sighs dreamily "I miss my husband" >
#Astariveena vamp husband trying to woo his very evil warlock wife by showing up at her ritual room with his shirt open and blood dripping down his chin.. but she scowls and facepalms "oh my god, Astarion you're like three or four hundred years old and do you STILL not know how to eat cleanly??" >
#astariveena 1920s Yvendria and Astarion hitting up the dance floor and being absolute peacocks outshining the other couples at the party 😌
#Astariveena Sometimes I think about Yvendria and Astarion as if he had stayed a spawn, and they both would be completely intolerant of the sunlight.
They'd wear enchanted cloaks to take evening strolls in the city and be that spooky couple people generally avoid. 😌
Tfw your very evil eldritch warlock wife can sandwich you with her shadowform simulacrum 👁️💜
CW: wiggly wiggly tentacle thingies
#Astariveena #Astarion
Astarion from Baldur's Gate dancing with my Tav, Yvendria, who is a tiefling with illithid features (tendrils) and purple skin. The background shows the palace interior, marble flooring, red curtains, a massive window with the moon peeking through and the invited folk varying between undead and illithids.
💜 "Would you like to dance forever?" 🌹
#Astarion #Astariveena #bg3
A second #Astariveena on Xmas night?? More likely than you think
Anyway: Astarion in bat form has very small mind, peanut sized, big feels tiny thoughts. Gets very spazzy when thinking of wife bc he's very small and fluffy and full of love and so he flies all over the room and halls >
#Astariveena Astarion wearing a crown of mistletoe so he can score infinite kisses from his very evil and abhorrent and terrible and beautiful purple goat waifu 😌
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Yvendria telling Astarion he should join in for afternoon tea with the Girls™️, much gossip to be had.
Tea time comes, the table consists of his wife, 2 mindflayers, a cosmic horror, some kind of purple wind chime sounding thing, and a frog screeching (literal frog) >
#Astariveena VTM flavored: Ventrue Astarion blood bonding with Malkavian Yvendria and as side effect he too gets access to the madness network 👉👈 OUR Voices in Our head now
Poor man on top of the delusions of grandeur he gets brainrot prophesies from his wife and every other vamp of her clan.
#Astariveena Yvendria wanting to visit the Baldur's Gate's medical and pharmacy museum just to see all the poisons and messed up unethical specimens, and Astarion jots down the old poison recipes to sell them in the black market 😌 just a regular date night
#Astariveena Astarion moping, sitting on his throne and wearing a fancy sleep robes with feathers while listening to depressing and dramatic spanish music about being abandoned
Then a void portal pops right above him and his goatwaifu falls with her full weight on him and a loud crack is heard >
#Astariveena Astarion keeps some special wine bottles mixed just a few drops of Yvendria's blood, it puts the edge off as he grew so used to drink her strange void-touched vitae, and the side effects withdrawal show in small yet annoying enough ways. 😔 The perks vastly outweight the cons though.
#astariveena #yap
By drinking Yvendria's blood, Astarion has inherited some fun perks which he can use as a rogue and troublemaker. 😌
Intangibility being one of them, she taught him how to channel the ability, so he can pass thru thin walls or mess with doors by unlocking them from the other side.
#astariveena #yap
Yvendria ushered Astarion into doing the rite, enabling him at every turn, in part because she's a little too enthusiastic to see a sacrificial rite at that escale, and because she has very little humanity, she doesn't see these spawn as anything other than components to be used >
#astariveena #yap vampire husbando grumpy and tired from a long day of bullshitting the aristocrats of baldurs gate, faceplanting on his very evil goat waifu's titties as she pets his hair and he bitches with luxury of detail about his day until that point (he's muffled and doesn't make much sense).
#nsfw #astariveena thinking about how Yvendria and Astarion should tear each other's throats apart during blood moons while getting nasty
Mutual mauling as a treat 💜
#Astariveena #yap I always yap about Astarion missing his waifu but what if very evil goat lady misses her evil and silly vampire lord
While stabbing a soul wraith with a needle, she whines, ":( I miss my husband"
#Astariveena #yap
Once again thinking of vampire lord waiting for his waifu to come back from interplanar travel (took a portal to fetch groceries)
He's most bored, puts up sad pop songs about how he was abandoned and now he's all alone and sad (wife was away 14 minutes 27 seconds)
#Astariveena #yap Yvendria takes her time teaching her vampire husband the languages of the hells and the far realms. He already knew some Abyssal, but Infernal wasn't in his repertoire. 😔
She also teaches him the deep speech, the whispers from beyond the veil, to understand them. 👁️ >
#Astariveena One of Yvendria's charm points to Astarion, is that her neck is littered with little marks from feeding on her so much throughout the years. 😌 They look like a sea of stars over her skin.
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The vamp lord loves showing his evil goat wife off to the world, his most precious treasure, even when she's away.
He has painted portraits in the palace and he keeps pictures in his wallet. He yaps about her, specially if drunk, and gets very sappy.
#astariveena The new vampire lord has few regrets, but one of them is making a very prideful eldritch priestess his consort. Not only has he no power over her, she constantly challenges his self perceived authority.
Even having gone thru the blood bond, even with the enormous sacrifice of souls >
#astariveena #yap Yvendria's tendrils love latching onto her husband's face, kind of like a mindflayer's 😌 they caress and cradle it while she smooches him
At first they'd weird him out a bit, but he got used to the soft wigglers. If he doesn't want to deal with them, he lets them wrap over a hand
