trip take photographs that are painted over the top row of photo is a close-up of a bozo nose. The middle photo/painting is a close-up of their fur. The last photo is a close-up of the end of their tail so in three photos you have a nose, a body and a tail and they’re going in different directions as though they’re going up the stairs and down the stairs. This alt is as confusing as mud and it is not AI damn that’s sad.

I finished these last night in honor of my beloved Borzoi #AstorTheDisaster #IvanTheTerrible

Astor, a white borzoi, intently looking at my lunch.

If only we could communicate with dogs and know what they are thinking #AstorTheDisaster

Astor, a white borzoi, caught hiding under many pillows. He was rolling around like a pig in slop.

Every time I make the beds with fresh bedding I lose a dog...nie where could he be... #AstorTheDisaster

Astor, a white borzoi, sitting on a messy bed giving a smile. It looks terrifying but this is his happy face. He smiles on cue for pictures.

Drop the fries and no one gets hurt. #AstorTheDisaster

Astor has planted himself in the bed and is pretending to be mute so as to not hear or see me tell him to move. All efforts thus far have been in vain. I have texted for reinforcements. If those treats don’t work, we will set up camp here and try again in the morning.

I will not give into that face. I will not give into that face. I will not give into that face. #AstorTheDisaster #IvanTheTerrible.

Two white borzoi posed and looking attentive to the camera

May we all have someone who looks at us they way the hounds look at anyone who has food.

#IvanTheTerrible #AstorTheDisaster

White borzoi

Sniff sniff.

Somewhere in the house, a bag of crisps was just opened

Sniff sniff

Sour cream and onion [abrupt exit] #AstorTheDisaster

Photo of me looking down at Astor the Disaster and him looking up at me.

One of these two just got a bath. Only one was intended. #AstorTheDisaster

Forced perspective of astors nose. A white borzoi

Logging on. Boop #AstorTheDisaster

Astor a white borzoi napping on a red velvet background.

I get it, Astor. You've had a long day lounging in MY bed! If he were any lazier he'd be me! #AstorTheDisaster