I may or may not have responded with the following email and 13 meme attachments: Dear Unknown HR Person, I was rather taken aback when I received your email requesting me to list five things I accomplished last week. The shock of your request comes from the fact that I don't think I work for you or your government; however, I will comply with your request. Top 5 Activities Last Week: 5.) Ate regular meals 4.) Scooped Cat Litter 3.) Did dishes 2.) Watched porn on work computer 1.) Jacked off I trust you will find this information valuable. #AtWarWithUSA 🇺🇸 #NotThe51stState 🚫 #IAmCanadian 🍁 🇨🇦 #SorryNotSorry #CanadaIsStrongandFree #TrueNorthStrongAndFree #ProudToBeCanadian #KrasnovSUCKS #PremierTrump #PresidentMusk #VPTrump #Krasnov Regards, -Me
#AtWarWithUSA 🇺🇸
#NotThe51stState 🚫
#IAmCanadian 🍁 🇨🇦
#SorryNotSorry
#CanadaIsStrongandFree
#TrueNorthStrongAndFree
#ProudToBeCanadian
#KrasnovSUCKS
#PremierTrump
#PresidentMusk
#VPTrump
#Krasnov