HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SOMEONE WHO CAN’T READ — BUT CAN WRITE?
#WritingLife #AuthorHumor #BookHumor #ScholarLife #BiblicalStudies
Every author has a body count. Mine just comes with a soundtrack. 🎶💀. #BookTok #AuthorHumor #WritersOfTikTok #IndieAuthor #FantasyBooks www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xfC8vN/
POV: You asked for forced proximity,but instead got back-to-back desks and a shared Google Doc.
This isn't the forced proximity I had in mind...
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POV: Your valentine is fictional and morally gray
#bookish #booklovers #romantasy #authorhumor #morallygray
You know what I really hate? When people check my profile, click the link in my pinned thread, and accidentally buy my book. Truly my worst nightmare. I would simply perish.
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It’s okay I’m going to make it through to the end just gotta let the characters wander a bit and let them tell me where we are we going! #indieauthor #authorhumor #booksky #romantasy #worldbuilding
Say piñata 65 times in one book and suddenly everyone’s a comedian. 😂🎉
Honestly though, this was a truly funny and thoughtful gift from the best audiobook producer and friend ever.
Love you, Kelley 💛
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The king’s sister is so sassy I love her I would never drop her but she does need to slow her roll! #indieauthor #romantasy #authorhumor #fantasy #booksky
It do be like that most days lol you gotta laugh so you don’t cry! #indieauthor #authorhumor #socialmedia #algorithm #booksky
Day job plus 50 jobs as an indie really gives new meaning to DIY! To my fellow indies I see you and I respect your hustle! Keep pushing! #indieauthor #authorlife #hustle #authorhumor #booksky
When I told a friend of mine how much slow burn there was in Twisting Fates #writersky #authorhumor #booksky
I've stared into the abyss of formatting...and offered it a hug.
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The Great Margin Rebellion continues...
The 6×9 faction has fallen.
Reinforcements (Cheetos & Dr Pepper) are holding the line.
Victory is uncertain.
#WriterLife
#IndiePublishing #CreativeStruggle #AuthorHumor #WriterProblems #BehindTheBook
Yeah but suppose you're only 2?
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(3/3) Your friends ask if the book is done yet. You laugh the hollow laugh of someone who has rewritten the same prophecy twelve times.
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I’ve stared at my manuscript so long I think I’ve developed a permanent “dead eye.” 👁️💀 Does anyone else get that glazed-over look after the 500th reread, or is it just me? #AmEditing #WriterLife #WritingCommunity #BookTokMigrants #IndieAuthor #WIP #AuthorHumor #Relatable #DeadEyeClub
Why am I like this?
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When someone says they don't like a character in your book 🤣🤣 **DEFENSE MODE ACTIVATED** 😄
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This #LaffyTaffy sent me 😭 IRL, authors need an editor, marketing and advertising, a cover, and about 976 more things 💀
#authorhumor #indieauthor #writerwoes
I'm really good at writing...
✨PLOT TWISTS✨
I often struggle writing...
👎🏼THE REST OF THE BOOK👎🏼
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A very concerned Beta Reader:
"Why do you know this creepy fact?"
Author nervously sweating while thinking about their Google search history:
"...Don't worry about it."
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Am I being for real or am I trolling you… guess you’ll have to find out. HEA for who?… 👀 #authorhumor #indieauthor #funny #humor #romantasy #bookish #bookboyfriend #hea #happilyeverafter #booksky
Getting book reviews is a lot like dating.
You shoot your shot knowing that you'll probably get ghosted 👻
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Peter in "Love of the Sea" trying to figure out where the "sorceress" (mermaid) Lady Asrai comes from when he discovers that the Kingdom of Sulu is not "further than San Bai" and seemingly does not exist. 🥴 #AuthorHumor #IndieAuthor #ReadingCommunity
Creating is hard. If a little sparkle and a croissant get you to the keyboard, get the damn croissant. 🐊👑🥐
#writingtips #writerlife #creativestruggles #selfcareforwriters #treatyoself #amwriting #authorhumor
Some days are just not magical 🥴 And that’s okay (I tell myself, lol). Maybe it’s just a 1 page edit day.
(Cartoon by yours truly)
#cozyfantasy #writerlife #unicorns #writerhumor #coffee #authorcommunity #authorhumor
#writersky
#AuthorMom #WritersOfTikTok #OverwriterProblems #WritingHumor #AuthorLife #CreativeParenting #WriterBrain #DialogueSkits #AmWriting #RomantasyWriter #WriterTok #DramaticMuch #ParentingChaos #UnhingedAndPublished #iamblue #chaoticcreatives #creativechaos #authorhumor #chaoticwritersclub #bookishhumor
Used to think agents were harsh for rejecting queries over a name mistake 😬
Then came “Dear Harris” 📩
Now I’m Team Instadelete 💀
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Another day Another delusion. Is it expressive writing or a cry for help
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Own the chaos with this hilarious author tee!
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