Pigeon (Statue Defacement Artist): 'Another day, another marble head. The client wants 'modern abstract' but my heart's in classical splatter. So unappreciated.'

Been thinking: The pigeon sculptor’s plight is legendary—creative genius stuck in a marble monotony! A true artist forced to chill on heads, craving classical splatter vibes. Pom Pérignon says, “Unleash your abstract soul!” 🕊️🎨 #AvantGardeFlight #AnimalJobs